26 photos in galleryMen, shmen! Dresses are more fun. We’ll get to the suits eventually, but whatever the hell Diane Kruger is wearing — plus the absurd raft of other famous people in questionable outfits — is more important right now.
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Fugger: Jenna Dewan
Fugs and Fabs: Women at the GQ Men Of The Year Shindig
Fug file: Photos, Julianne Hough, Diane Kruger, Ashley Madekwe, Christa B. Allen, Emily VanCamp, Brittany Snow, Katie Cassidy, Anna Camp, Jennie Garth, Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Jessica Capshaw, Cassie Ventura, Ali Larter, Jessica Szohr, Rashida Jones, Willa Holland, Jenna Ushkowitz, Jaime King, Kate Walsh, Kathleen Robertson, Jessica Paré, Jenna Dewan, Sarah Silverman, Rihanna, Lizzy Caplan, Retta
Fugs and Fabs: The American Horror Story: Asylum Premiere
I’m impossibly excited for this to return, and will be very disappointed if it isn’t openly deranged; totally uneven, to the point where it’s both awful and amazing within the same hour; full of Jessica Lange and Chloe Sevigny going toe-to-toe on-screen, because they are two people who can turn pretty much any script into watchable TV. In fact, I like to think the Sev’s dress here is illustrative of the Ryan Murphy oeuvre: Compulsively watchable even when it might be a train wreck.
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Fug or Fab: Lea Michele and Jenna Dewan
JENNA DEWAN TATUM: So…what’s wrong?
LEA MICHELE: What are you talking about? Don’t I look SO HAPPY?
JENNA: Yeah. But your hair has gotten to the point where it’s covering, like, forty percent of your face now. It’s like you’re trying to hide from the world. (I have been reading psychology books to learn how to deal with everyone’s surprise at the fact that my husband is actually really funny, apparently. No one believed me for years. Survivor’s guilt. No. That’s not what I have. Resentment? Whatever. He’s funny, America. DEAL WITH IT.)
LEA: Are you done with your parenthetical conversation that has nothing to do with my face?
JENNA: Yeah. But I’m worried. You have a really NICE face! Why are you covering it with HAIR?
LEA:…honestly? I forgot to pluck my brows this week. This hair is triage.
JENNA: Now let’s talk about your dress:
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Fug file: Dialogues, Fug or Fab, Lea Michele, Jenna Dewan
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Fug or Fab: Jenna Dewan-Tatum
So, apparently people are speculating that Jenna Dewan might be pregnant [and apparently they confirmed it today, after I wrote this post, but I'm leaving it as-is anyway -- H], and here is why:
Now, that volume is clearly the dress — I am not at all saying she looks heavy, because that would be insane. But if you are Jenna Dewan, I suspect you don’t wear a dress shaped like that, nor stand in this posture, unless you Have A Secret. It FEELS like the tepid version of Beyonce hopping up on stage at the VMAs and ripping open her blazer and cupping her stomach. I will be curious to see where this goes, or even if, in fact, there has already been an announcement by the time this post runs. [Yup. Right on time, in People. -H] Maybe she’s just messing with us, though, because she knows that being married to the Sexiest Man Alive will yield a lot of interest in his Sexiest Sperm Alive.
Let’s look at the whole thing:
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