Fugger: Jennifer Lawrence

Oscar Nominees Luncheon Fug Carpet: Jennifer Lawrence


I don’t know what’s going on with her over the last week or so, but she has looked rough. Not, like, unattractive (obviously), but EXHAUSTED and still sick and basically barely upright. And, listen, I totally get wanting to gut out these events — what if you never get nominated for another Oscar? But I’d be scared that if I didn’t stay in bed 24/7 until the actual Oscars Red Carpet, I wouldn’t make it down said carpet because I would be in the hospital. GET SOME REST, KID:

Actually climb UNDER those sheets and sleep, don’t just wrap them around yourself to go out.

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Silver Fuggings Playbook


I wonder if our girl here was tired of getting the lesser Dior gowns, because she switched to Stella McCartney for the Santa Barbara film fest. The problem with that is, Stella McCartney’s clothes are almost always going to create more problems than they solve.

I am TRYING not to reject this purely on jumpsuit grounds. And her waist does look perfect and wee. But I really hate how stumpifying, grandmotherly, and even thickening those tapered, aggressively pressed satin pants are. The top appears to be sagging, as if she’s being slowly unwrapped by an invisible jerk. Add to that the messy eye makeup, the fact that those shoes are chafing the hell out of her feet, and the way her hair looks like she forgot she even had any at all, I’m wondering if that walking pneumonia still hasn’t released her from its wicked claws. Or, she’s seen the Dior she’s getting for the Oscars and wants to lower the bar so she’ll be assured of clearing it. In that case, I like her odds.

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Well Played, Jennifer Lawrence


The flash of the cameras has given Jennifer Lawerence here weird, shiny eyes that make her look like she’s brokered a deal with Satan:

Which also explains how she manages to look so good (a) in this color, (b) with pneumonia, (c) as human being walking this earth.

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SAG Awards Fugs or Fabs: Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard


For the second show in a row, we have Duelling Dior Divas. Someone on Twitter pointed out that this is also the second show in a row where Marion got the better gown. I guess it’s good that Jennifer Lawrence — who did at least get a BETTER dress this time– can console herself with all her statuettes. Or take out her fury on them.

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Golden Globes Weekend Fugs and Fabs: Jennifer Lawrence


I love Jennifer Lawrence for her forthrightness and her sense of fun, and obviously her talent; some actresses you want to hang out with for a three-martini lunch, but Jennifer Lawrence, you meet at a dive bar for cheap pitchers of Shiner while you play some darts and bitch about Bradley Cooper’s skeezy Hangover III hair. This does not mean I always love her outfits, but we’d so much rather she took a shot and missed than showed up in a nude strapless fishtail. Actually, if she did that for the Oscars, I would assume it was sarcastic and probably applaud her for it, but whatever. You get the point. Now let’s get to the clothes.

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People’s Choice Awards: Lots of Famous People


Rolling right along. Man, a lot more people go to the People’s Choice Awards than I realized. I guess they DO care about The People. That’s a warm feeling.

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