9 photos in gallery“Hola, lovers. You may have heard that America made me angry this week, but pull up a block and listen to my truth: America is fabulosa, and I am not angry. Because when America voted off our favorite little lady pet, I got to make it about YO, and THAT is the most importante of all.”
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Fug the Show: American Idol, Seven to Six
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Fug the Show: American Idol, 8 down to 7
“HOLA LOVERS. I have a treat today. It is a piece of sugar-coated sex called MY NEW VIDEO. And it stars a piece of sugar-coated sex called MY NEW BOYFRIEND. Ay, okay, he is not totally nuevo, but, you know, he is a fresh teeny baby compared to Marc, who is eleventy thousand years dead.”
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Fug the Show: American Idol, 12 to 10
“HOLA LOVERS. Time for your Vitamin J shot. You take it in your HEART.”
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Fug the Show: American Idol, Down to 12
“HOLA LOVERS. Por favor, notice who I cling to like a raft on the Clean Sea, and who has to keep a respectable legal distance from yo when he walks out from backstage, ahem, Aerosmell. It is no accident. I think it oozes.”
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Fug the Ad: J.Lo for Kohl’s
5 photos in gallery“HOLA OSCAR. Let’s see you ignore me when my new commercial is directed by Darren Aronofsthingy who did that American Pi, and some movie about sad birds! If he could get Flatalie Portman an award, then WHAT CAN HE DO FOR ME?!?!”
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Fug the Show: American Idol, Six to Five
“Hola, lovers. We need to talk. I have wounds. Heart wounds.”
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