Fugger: Jennifer Westfeldt

Fugs and Fabs: Other People at the Mad Men Premiere


Jon must love the amount his Hamm is in the news. Seriously. Is there a bigger compliment than MULTIPLE stories about how his beanstalk is TOO imposing?

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Oscars Fug and Fabs: Basic Black


Wow, a LOT of people wore black to these parties.  Some of their efforts were more successful than others.

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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: Mad Men


Where have you been, January Jones? It’s almost IRRESPONSIBLE of you to withhold your brand of crazy at this time of year. In related news, where art thou, Christina Hendricks?

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab: Jennifer Westfeldt with Bonus LOTS OF HAMM


I feel sort of sorry for Jennifer Westfeldt, because you know her entire life lately just involves people shoving past her to get a slice of Hamm. If he is the Honey-Baked Hamm of the Hollywood buffet, she’s like the napkins: Everyone expects her to be there, and it would be weird if she didn’t show up, but no one ever got all excited because they were about to bask in the glory of some really awesome napkins. No one has been gleefully anticipating napkins or craving napkins or thinking about what condiments they want to put on their napkins.

 

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Emmy Awards Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My Lightbox


Were the Emmys underattended this year? It feels like we usually drive this boat until at least Thursday. I guess that’s what happens when they don’t air on FOX and Glee isn’t nominated. That’s about thirty people right there who stay home in their jammies.

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Golden Globes Well Played: Jennifer Westfeldt


Wait — Jon Hamm, where are you going? Also, I’m not sure about that blue suit. Can’t you just look like Don Draper ALL the time? Or, in absence of that, like Liz Lemon’s doctor ex-boyfriend with the claws-for-hands?

Fine, I guess we’ll talk about your lady. She looks nice. I dig her purse. Are you happy now? WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?

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