5 photos in galleryWell, looks like she went from Betty Draper to Betty Drapery. ZING. Try the meatloaf.
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Fugger: Jessica Paré
Fugs and Fabs: Mad Men at the Paley Center
Fug file: Photos, Mad Men, January Jones, Jessica Paré, Jon Hamm, Kiernan Shipka, Vincent Kartheiser
Fugs and Fabs: Other People at the Mad Men Premiere
Jon must love the amount his Hamm is in the news. Seriously. Is there a bigger compliment than MULTIPLE stories about how his beanstalk is TOO imposing?
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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: Mad Men
7 photos in galleryWhere have you been, January Jones? It’s almost IRRESPONSIBLE of you to withhold your brand of crazy at this time of year. In related news, where art thou, Christina Hendricks?
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Fugs and Fabs: Women at the GQ Men Of The Year Shindig
Men, shmen! Dresses are more fun. We’ll get to the suits eventually, but whatever the hell Diane Kruger is wearing — plus the absurd raft of other famous people in questionable outfits — is more important right now.
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Fug file: Photos, Julianne Hough, Diane Kruger, Ashley Madekwe, Christa B. Allen, Emily VanCamp, Brittany Snow, Katie Cassidy, Anna Camp, Jennie Garth, Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Jessica Capshaw, Cassie Ventura, Ali Larter, Jessica Szohr, Rashida Jones, Willa Holland, Jenna Ushkowitz, Jaime King, Kate Walsh, Kathleen Robertson, Jessica Paré, Jenna Dewan, Sarah Silverman, Rihanna, Lizzy Caplan, Retta
Emmy Awards Well Played: Jessica Pare
Again, I feel like Jessica Pare takes a lot of adjunct heat for the fact that Mad Men spent so much time on her character, as if she has naked pictures of Matt Weiner and is blackmailing him for screen time. (Although if she does, it apparently worked.) (But, ack, Kids Today, DON’T DO THAT. Don’t try that at home. No naked blackmail.) (Only Alexis Carrington Colby should attempt such shenanigans.) (Damn, what that could have done with a smartphone…)
Ahem.
This is a beautiful look for her — graceful, Old Hollywood glam. She’s not trying to steal thunder; she’s just casually creating her own. Also, I want that ring in my life. I mean, the girl gets to make out with Don Draper for a living. Does she have to have EVERYTHING?
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Emmy Awards, Mad Men, Jessica Paré
@tbogg indeed, voila: 
Met Ball Fug Carpet: Pantalunacy
I feel like one of those hackneyed crocheted signs hanging in people’s grandparents’ doorways: “Bless this mess.” For these are indeed a blessed mess, and THANK GOD for that, because messes are the bread and butter of GFY (well, actually, bread and butter are our bread and butter, but you get the gist). I debated giving you three guesses who was responsible for this crotch-maiming blooming mess, but you likely wouldn’t have needed two of them, because the Essence of Stella is practically oozing from its lace windows.
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