Fugger: Jordin Sparks

Fugs and Fabs: Assorted Super Bowl Events

Feb 5, 2013 By Heather AT 8:00 am
Jennifer Hudson
Alicia KeysNina DobrevOlivia MunnOlivia Munn
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It is REALLY hard to keep tabs on all the people who were partying in New Orleans this weekend. This is the best assortment I could muster, but if I missed anything egregious, please do post a link in the comments. No Crazy Stones must be left unturned.

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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: Blue

Jan 30, 2013 By Jessica AT 8:00 am
Jessica Lange
Mayim BialikCarmen ElectraJordan SparksBusy Philipps
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Blue really was the color of the night.

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AMAs Fug Carpet: Jordin Sparks

Nov 19, 2012 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

Where was I when Jordin Sparks started dating Jason Derulo?

I have no problem with this, I literally just didn’t realize it was happening. Us Weekly, dude, where were you on this? Where are the pics of these two, like, buying wrapping paper at the Grove and holding hands, wherein I learn that they are just like us — THEY WRAP PRESENTS! — and also that they are dating.

Mazel tov, kids, and now let’s deal with Jordin’s dress:

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Fug or Fab: Jordin Sparks

Aug 17, 2012 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

Jordin here is so lovely.

And thus I want better for her, I think, than a Bride of Hollywood gown that pinches and mangles her chest. Granted, in spite of all that she herself still looks cute and happy, but… man, I just keep wanting someone to send her left breast an apology letter.

Or maybe it was just the way she posed:

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Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Jordin Sparks

Jul 24, 2012 By Heather AT 3:00 pm

Did this shrink?

Because she kind of looks like one of the water girls at Auntie Meryl’s Down-Home Square Dancin’ Show and Rodeo, except that all of the other girls are twelve.

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Grammy Weekend Fug and Fab Carpet: Jordin Sparks

Feb 15, 2011 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm
2011 Pre-GRAMMY Gala And Salute To David Geffen - Arrivals
(BELVEDERE) RED Launches With UsherMusiCares Person Of The Year Tribute To Barbra StreisandThe 53rd Annual GRAMMY Awards
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I’m concerned about Jordin Sparks. Such a cute girl — and yet her wardrobe for this Grammy weekend veered wildly from ADORABLE to OMGWTF. She probably still has whiplash. Please join me as we take a closer look.

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