I swear to God, we’ve seen this dress already. I just can’t place it. Surely, one of you will remember if, in fact, we have. Maybe I saw it at Fashion Week? MAYBE I DREAMED IT. No, if I dreamed it, her hot husband would have had his face silk-screened across the skirt:
The good news is, now that she’s done wearing this in public, she can use it as a tablecloth for more formal events at home.
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Ohhhh, you guys, this one was hard for me. You know how much I love her. And I wanted to embrace the way she vamped it up so confidently, but in the end… this feels like a fancy mess.
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If she’d just stopped at her chin, we’d be fine. Unfortunately, that would make her a floating head, and short of Passions that’s not often to be found.
This IS separates, right? I’m not crazy? It looks like a lampshade and a turtleneck. The latter of which is making things look akimbo in the boobular region. As for the former, why is there a seam up the front? Did it swivel on her and she didn’t notice? What IS happening around the waist here? Why is Julianna Margulies so fabulous and yet this outfit so underwhelming? Why don’t they ever let her hair be curly on The Good Wife? Why do the wigs she’s wearing instead seem SO VERY wiggy right now? Why is that show ruining Kalinda? Why do I still love it even though the aforementioned Kalinda scenes are unwatchable? Why can’t she follow Jason Street over to Hart of Dixie and chase him around with a baseball bat some more? So many questions.
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This one was another source of mild disagreement at GFY HQ: Jessica was intrigued pretty much across the board; I thought the depth of the pattern and its sparkle, which came through on TV, were a bit lost in photos. But mostly, I think it’s a classic case of the dress wearing the lady. Which is a shame, because this particular lady usually knows how to wear the hell out of a dress.
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Cannes is long. Doesn’t it feel like it’s been going on forever? And some of these people — Diane Kruger, especially — have been there the whole time. I imagine them arriving all coolly fabulous, swanning into a room at the Majestic Barriere, or wherever, with a swingy travel coat and giant dark shades they rip off as uniformed bellmen scramble to unload all their posh trunks into an appropriate corner of the suite. That may be because I always imagine everyone is posher and more coordinated than I am, as my entrance would look a lot more like Janet The Soap Queen from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, where she essentially trips into the hotel. Anyway. Let’s look at the latest stuff they unpacked.
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@onewilliamsj one of them is YIKES. - J
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Fugs and Fabs: The PGA Awards
Hello, this happened over the WEEKEND and I’m only now getting to the last of them (some looks you saw in conjunction with the celeb’s SAGs look). Why must all the awards shows be jammed into the same few weeks? Let us LUXURIATE in your goodness, awards season! Also: there is a severe, SEVERE lack of color here. Severe. I’m concerned.
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