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AMAs Fug Carpet: Justin Bieber
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Bieberly Biebered: Bieber
No matter what Justin Bieber puts on, he always looks like a 14-year old playing dress-up. It’s like sorcery. Ill-advised sorcery.
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Teen Choice Awards Bierberly Played: Bieber
“Word up, sex people. Welcome to the Bieb-0210, where we dress for the war zone that is my hotel bed — a.k.a., that place where I get out my incredibly heavy artillery and lay you down and do the things I read about in my mom’s Cosmo back issues, which I keep in a binder labeled ’50 Shades of HEYYYYYY.’ Selena is all, ‘WHAT? Nobody does that with Tabasco sauce,’ and I’m all, ‘DON’T THEY, SUGARFACE?’ and then she’s like, ‘Ugh, I need a beer,’ and I’m all, ‘GOOD ‘CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB IS ON ANYWAY.’ Um, I mean, come and get up in my frisky business, ladygirls.”
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MuchMusic Awards 2012 Fug Carpet: What Was Going ON Up There?
You guys, I think Katy Perry MIGHT be trying to tell us something. Whatever could it be?
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Billboard Music Awards Bieberly Biebered: Bieber
“What up, foxes. It’s me. The Leaning Tower of Bieber. Want to scale me? Like my body is your Amazing Race and Phil is hiding in my hair and the first one to the mat gets a jet ski and a lawn gnome, or some shit? Oops, sorry, Mom. She asked me not to swear. She also asked me to stop tucking my big-boy pants into my kicks, but I’m all, ‘MOOOOM, only OLD PEOPLE wear pants that go all the way down,’ and she was all, ‘YOUR pants will go all the way down if you don’t tie them to your underwear,’ and I was all, ‘Peace out, Mommy, that’s why I have a pocket chain, it hooks to my tighties,’ and she was all, ‘You smell like Drakkar Noir,’ and I was like, ‘MOM I’M A RAPPER NOW LEAVE ME ALOOOONE,’ and so she texted Selena and told her to stay home. So I’m PROWLIN’, HONEY BABIES. You feel me? Come feel me. I got room for two in this hoodie.”
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Fugstin Biebfug
The Biebs Tweeted a photo of himself getting a medal from the Prime Minster of Canada — a medal by the way, reserved for Canadians who’ve made “significant contributions and achievements” — and you are going to love what he wore.
“I met the prime minister in overalls lol,” he said eloquently. (Hilariously, Stephen Harper’s verified account later Tweeted, “In fairness to Justin Bieber, I told him I’d be wearing my overalls too.”) If you EVER doubted that Bieber is the rebirth of Watts from Some Kind of Wonderful, this should swing you to my side. He’s a cross between her and Donna Martin and a farmer who grows corn with really hipster stalks.
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