“Hola lovers! So, now that all my Mini-Me peeps are gone, the focus can come back to the star of the show: Randy. HAHAHHHAHA. No. Yo! After the naked zombie death man sang last time, it was time for some beauty and some me and some spotlights on me and a suit of flowers that were symbolic of me and more me and then some people who love me and then YO WHAT UP IT’S KANYE WEST ROCKIN’ IDOL WITH A GIANT FUR VEST THAT YOU WILL NOT DETEST SO COME ON THIS QUEST TO GET FUNKY WITH ITS ZEST BE MY GUEST AT THE 2011 FURFEST AND NO I DO NOT JEST AND IN FRANCE I’M KANYE OUEST. ME = THE BEST.”
Fugger: Kanye West
Nobody cares about the NFL’s Pro Bowl. Nobody even remembers that the NHL has an all-star game. People know about baseball’s, but it’s not a red-carpet affair. So why is the NBA’s all-star weekend such a big deal? My guess: Because of the clothes. (Two words: CHARTREUSE SATIN. Seriously, if you make it no further in this slideshow, you must at least get to slide 5, starring Darryl Dawkins and some awesomeness from his Wikipedia page.)
Amar’e Stoudamire here, fresh from the Tommy Hilfiger show at Fashion Week, clearly did not get the memo, as he’s resolutely clinging to a very respectable and distinguished Cuddly Professor look. Fortunately, not everyone was so restrained — and yes, that’s players AND celebrities. Come with me on a whirlwind tour of what people wore, and see why this event must never, ever be cancelled.
I have no idea what’s happening here, but maybe Kelly told Kanye where to get a great deal on editing boats:
We saw Kanye shortly after this, hanging out at Phillip Lim, where Alexa Chung kinda won us over. Four words: “What dick hates Chanel?” Girlfriend has a point!
Earlier, we continued to be won over by Kristen Chenoweth, although we sadly didn’t get a chance to ask her about how she once set her own hair on fire accidentally, our favorite reason a celeb has ever given for cutting her hair.
We’ve never NOT been won over by The Donald, although it seems all the dudes who work at the Tents love him too. Also: he totally made out with an old lady at Michael Kors. NOT MELANIA.
Well, it happened. A day after I came face to face (well, from four feet away, and the other side of a restraint and a wall of photographers) with Jennifer Lopez, I chatted up the other person I have parodied regularly on this Web site:
In fact do you see that lily-white hand clutching the red iPhone? That is my lily-white hand, and my red iPhone (turns out that Voice Memo function is a lot more useful than you’d think). This photo explains a tremendous amount about why I am not the world’s preeminent hand model.
I am not sure what came over me — like, who do I think I am, talking to Kanye at Fashion Week when usually we just sit back and ogle? — but Kanye was very pleasant about being approached at Rodarte by a total random with tired eyes and really bad hands. I hope you enjoy the article it yielded, wherein I ask him if he has an equivalent of Sasha Fierce.
We also saw Gabrielle Union bringing it on at Badgley Mischka, and Serena Williams laughing it up with Anna Wintour at Vera Wang. Also, Gossip Girl’s Jessica Szohr was pretty much the only boldface name at Herve Leger, the bebe show was a complete logistical nightmare brightened only by the presence of two NBA stars who surely could have saved us if the entire place went up in flames, and we closed the night with another Fug Nation favorite: Courtney Love. We still have two more days left here in New York, but how could they possibly top this one?