17 photos in galleryAll I know is, if I get to be Elaine Stritch’s age and I’m not swanning around exactly like this, then I’m doing it wrong.
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Fugger: Karolina Kurkova
Fugs and Fabs: LBDs
9 photos in galleryTechnically, they’re not all little black dresses — some of them might just be little darkly colored dresses. And actually some of them aren’t little, and one of them isn’t a dress. So let’s revise: Basically, it seems like a lot of people have worn black in the last two days. Might as well herd them.
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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Parties
I can’t escape the notion that Liberty Ross is hoping the whole K.Stew cheating scandal will make her happen. I am not as enthused about that as she might be.
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Fugshion Week Fugs and Fabs: Assorted People We Saw
Not as many doozies as we would like. What is the world coming to?
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Fug file: Photos, Hot Right Now, Ashlee Simpson, Katherine Heigl, Bridget Moynahan, Matt Damon, Luciana Barroso, Shay Mitchell, Shailene Woodley, Holland Roden, Christine Teigen, Joan Collins, Sam Claflin, Will & Jada, Karolina Kurkova, Hilary Swank, Zoe Saldana, Leven Rambin, Morgan Saylor, Katharine McPhee, Jaime King
Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of The Face
Fug Friend Carrie called The Face what would happen if ANTM had a baby with The Voice, and I think that’s pretty apt, from what I can tell: teams of models, mentored by actual real models, compete to be….models. And noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker is there. I obviously plan to watch this. (A) I seriously will watch any show in which people attempt to be models, because it’s fun to roll your eyes and snort, “you’re too OLD to be a model” at the TV while shoveling uncooked PopTarts into your mouth. (B) Nigel so pretty. (C) I love me some Coco Rocha. (D) I’m scared what Naomi will do to me if I don’t.
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Fug file: Fugs, Photos, super(and unsuper)models, Coco Rocha, Naomi Campbell, Karolina Kurkova
@tbogg indeed, voila: 
Met Ball Fug Carpet: Karolina Kurkova
Mary Katrantzou burst onto the scene — well, for me, anyway — with Elizabeth Banks’ insane patchwork of Dear God No at last year’s Met Ball, and has followed it up this time with one of the most confusingly hideous dresses of the night.
Feel the pride positively seeping from her every pore as she stands next to her creation, mercifully modeled by a professional clothes-wearer. Be warmed to the very depths of your soul by her excitement at the prospect of us all gazing upon this, then noticing… whatever is happening on Karolina Kurkova’s left side. Be charmed by her giddy glee as she watches the world wonder if… I mean, it appears to be bulging somehow, and it has… breast-like structure, it seems, and… why is it all the way down there? The physics of Karolina Kurkova’s body, plus the fact that we’ve seen her in plenty of gowns that back this up, would seem to make it impossible that her ENTIRE breast is located at the bottom of her ribcage. Surely it’s a trick of the pattern…?
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