Imagine what this could’ve been had the designer not run out of cash right after bejeweling her bikini line. Times are tough, man.
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Imagine what this could’ve been had the designer not run out of cash right after bejeweling her bikini line. Times are tough, man.
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Oh, Sundance. I love the fact that it’s all either cocktail dresses or furry boots and sweaters — finally, starlets understand where/why Uggs are meant to be worn. That said, I’m not sure Kate scored a home run on either front. Here, I keep thinking this dress is a performance art piece called Stomp: The Death of Sebastian the Crab. Right? Something about the pattern of the sequins looks like a crustacean that rudely met its end under the sole of somebody’s Ugg. Or… maybe I’m just dehydrated today.
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Usually, I like to start off something critical with a nice comment, but because the bulk of this post will be complimentary, I get to lead off mean:
Honey, get your hair out of your face. You have such a pretty face! How are we supposed to see it if your hair is hanging in it like that! Seriously, imagine this whole look if her hair were in a ponytail. Better, right? Also: stand up straight! And have you done your math homework yet? (Hey, as long as I’m turning into someone’s mother here….)
That being said, I actually really like this dress. It’s got a ton of visual interest, but it somehow doesn’t overwhelm her. The longer I do this job, the more I realize that’s like my Outfit Holy Grail: not boring, without drifting over into Cracked-Out-Itude. It’s harder to nail than you’d think.
Met Ball Mostly Well Played Carpet: Kate Bosworth
Call me crazy, and I’m sure some people will, but K.Bos here looks so good that I’m not even mad at her for cleaving to her standard updo. WHO AM I?
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