Fugger: Kate Hudson

SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Who Swanked It Better (Or Worse): K.Hud vs Stana Katic


Lots of people liked the Hilary Swank navy-blue backless gown from the 2005 Oscars; I thought it made her head look like it was on backwards. Nevertheless, it’s an indelible image from awards season, so if you’re going to go high-neck, low-back, you’d better do it … well, better.

First up on that score: Kate Hudson.
Tight, high-cut, yet uncomfortably revealing, like a gymnast’s leotard but with a skirt…
… and in the back, open and plunging. It’s not as night-and-day as Swank’s because the front is less swaddled and prudish, but it’s so appallingly unflattering that I can’t get on board the S.S. K-Hud today.
Next up is Castle‘s Stana Katic:

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Kate Hudson


So, we got lots of emails about Kate Hudson here, and let me tell you, they really ran the gamut: some of you thought she looked great, some of you thought she looked like a dippy bride, many of you wondered how she managed not to get wrinkled (me too), and one of you wanted to know why she kept making faces on the red carpet that made her look like Becki Newton as Amanda at her goofiest (none of which I pulled, but she REALLY did. Becky Newton is adorable, but Kate’s mugging was weird, and I’d never noticed the resemblance before).

Me? I see the bridal comparison, but I actually think it’s at least structurally interesting, which I appreciate in general. I wish we could have seen it with the train down, but it was too wet for that to happen, so I guess we’re just going to have to imagine it. Actually, I think the rain did Hudson a favor, as far as that goes, because with a train this thing would really have made her look one bouquet short of a wedding gown. You’d think she’d want to do anything to avoid reminding us that she was in Bride Wars this year, right? Man, that thing was BAD. Heather and I watched part of it the other night and even skipping like half an hour in the middle to watch Better Off Ted, we managed to get the gist. The crappy, hacky, sexist, crazy gist. Seriously, don’t even get me started. Although I can’t resist asking why there were so many MONTAGES in that thing? Like, lovingly cut montages of Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway laughing over dinners and running through the rain and shopping for flowers together, all lit with this very romantic half-light. I really hoped we were heading toward an ending wherein they realized they were actually in love with each other but no such luck. REGARDLESS: now I’m all cranky thinking about how terrible that movie was, so I’m turning against the dress. You best step in.

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Fool’s Fug


As we approach the close of a decade, we’ve been inundated with Lists: The Best Blah of Yadda, the Worst Blee of Blarg, the Top Ten Flarg of Wad, and so on. And now it seems that perhaps Kate Hudson is, this week, in the process of modeling a Top Ten List on her body:

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The Top Ten Most Painful Trends of the Decade: 1) Uggs with Minis: Are you cold, or not? MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

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Fug or Fab or Fab or Fabber Or Whatever: Kate Hudson


“Me? Hollywood ROYALTY? Little old MEEEE? Well, if you insist!  Kurt DID tell me I looked like I was dressed up to go to my own coronation, and I told him that if he was trying to say something to me then he should just SAY it STRAIGHT and he started laughing and told me not to forget my sceptre, so I told him I’d be happy to bring it if he’d pull it out of his ass first, and yada yada yada, so I’m wearing gloves. Anyway! I see no reason why I SHOULDN’T dress to the nines — ha, get it, the nines? At Nine? Tee-hee! — because this is MY night. MY daughter is in this movie, singing, and it’s all because of ME, her Hollywood Royalty mother, and so it’s only appropriate that I am the star of this red carpet and she is my adoring arm candy and… wait, what’s that you’re saying? Her dress has a WHAT? Hang on while I look:

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Fug’s Gold


So, remember when this particular Nine trailer came out and I could not understand why it was nearly ALL Kate Hudson and no Marion or Nicole?  One of our dear readers wrote in and explained that the song K Hud sings in said trailer, “Cinema Italiano,” is being released as a single. Which is why said trailer is the like Kate Hudson show. Which…okay, look, I loved Chicago and it’s quite clear, I’m sure, to anyone who reads this website, that I have NO SHAME about loving a variety of cringily dorky things but that trailer makes me want to crawl under my coffee table and hide my face. Something about Kate Hudson and her fantastic extensions working so hard on such a deeply corny song…I just can’t TAKE IT.

Nor can I take this:

[Photo: WENN.com]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that’s from the Jumpin’ Jammerz evening line.

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Fug and Fab: The Ladies of ‘Nine’


At some point yesterday, Jessica and I were expressing hope that today wouldn’t be barren of celebrity outfits, as is often the problem during the holidays. A few hours later, she IM’d me, “Don’t worry. The Nine premiere is in London tonight — we will have PLENTY to talk about.”

First up: Kate Hudson.
At first I thought I was going to roll my eyes and smack my head, but then I realized that’s because I’m totally over Kate Hudson. Not that there’s anything wrong with her, but I don’t think she’s the second coming, I seriously doubt her magic bajingo is the reason the Yankees won the World Series, and I can’t figure out why Nine is focusing on her participation in Nine almost to the exclusion of all the more interesting people in it.
But: I love this dress. Love the bodice, the graceful pleats — they all totally save it from being just another fashion mullet. I confess, I wish she’d gone with something other than “Day At The Beach” with her hair, but the flip side of that coin is, it’s not overly Prom-y (a little condition I like to call Kate Beckinsaleitis), and I appreciate that. On the whole, this gets a resounding thumbs-up, and if I weren’t currently dying of a nasty head cold, this would make me hop to the gym and get on the leg-press machine. 
Next up: Penelope Cruz.

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