Rolling right along. Man, a lot more people go to the People’s Choice Awards than I realized. I guess they DO care about The People. That’s a warm feeling.
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Rolling right along. Man, a lot more people go to the People’s Choice Awards than I realized. I guess they DO care about The People. That’s a warm feeling.
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Yes, the Golden Globes are SUNDAY. Are you ready? Me, I have been laying in supplies of nacho cheese for weeks.
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Men, shmen! Dresses are more fun. We’ll get to the suits eventually, but whatever the hell Diane Kruger is wearing — plus the absurd raft of other famous people in questionable outfits — is more important right now.
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I’ve tried to arrange this slideshow roughly in order of Refried Hot Mess to Thank You, Jebus, At Least Somebody Woke Up Sensible Today.
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This isn’t so terrible:
Truly, it’s not — I really like 90% of it, and I’m basically going to steal that bag out of her closet while she sleeps. And then I will leave her a note saying that I really thought she was great in the Melrose Place reboot, and I wish her the best and I hope she gets a lot of work in the future and thanks for the bag and please don’t arrest me. More what I wanted to do with this, on this Friday afternoon, was take your temperature about the Bra Situation here. The rest of the outfit is great. I would not have worn the visible black bra — but that top is sheer, and maybe a visible black bra is better than a quasi-visible nude bra. I AM SO CONFLICTED. So let’s play a game. You HAVE to wear that shirt somewhere (might as well do it with the rest of that cute outfit, honestly). What DO you wear underneath it? GO.
Fugs and Fabs: The CW Upfront
All hail the unexpected return of The Carrie Diaries! Between that and Hart of Dixie, The CW is thoughtfully keeping our fugcapping racket in business. However, the network also has a show about Mary, Queen of Scots, called Reign; some weird looking alien-human yada-yada called Star-Crossed; a remake of a show called The Tomorrow People (which I used to watch when I was a kid and will probably watch at least twice now), and The 100, about juvenile delinquents sent back to nuclear-ravaged Earth as test subjects, and (I assume) Lord of the Flies-style shenanigans ensue. Let’s face it: I will probably give all of those a shot, because nobody speaks my language like The CW, even when it speaks it fairly badly. Of all of them, I’d say Reign has the only Fug the Show potential, but then again, it’s not like I can speak with any authority on clothes from that era — although I CAN say I wish the romantic lead would manscape a little better.
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