5 photos in galleryShall we take a gander at what Katie “Joey ‘Kate Cruise’ Potter” Holmes has been wearing lately? WE SHALL. A warning for those of you with crippling Rumpled Shortsaphobia: things are about to get very real for you.
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KATIE: So, yeah. ReelzChannel.
TOM: Beats the HeelzChannel!
KATIE: Right. So let’s get this straight. Nicole got To Die For and Moulin Rouge, and I got Mad Money and then a bunch of humiliating song-and-dance appearances and then FINALLY I got to play Jackie O and it’s suddenly just for THE REELZCHANNEL?
TOM: Also better than the WheelzChannel!
KATIE: Uh-huh.
TOM: Or the FeelzChannel, for low-rent porn!
KATIE: Helpful.
TOM: Or the SpielzChannel, all about people standing up and giving speeches! Or the PeelzChannel, for skinning oranges, or the BielzChannel, or the Tatum O’NealzChannel…
KATIE: Are you drunk?
TOM: Why do you ask?
KATIE: Well, you’re not making sense, and your shoes look like you spilled beer on them.
TOM: I resemble that remark! HAHA!
KATIE: I knew it. I can’t believe you told me this looked good. It’s BORING. I just played Jackie O, but I look like Joey P. It’s essentially a TANK TOP. It doesn’t even fit my boobs that well. Remember when I wore expensive stuff that actually LOOKED expensive? Even if it was crazy? I DID NOT MARRY YOU SO I COULD STILL LOOK LIKE JOEY POTTER. NICOLE NEVER DID THIS. WHERE DID IT GO WRONG.
TOM: Probably with us getting married in the first place. It’s kind of like a show on the SurrealzChannel.
KATIE: STOP IT.
TOM: Oh, whatever. Try turning on the SuckItUpAndDealzChannel.
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Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes
On the heels of her elimination from Fug Madness, Katie Holmes celebrated by going to an event looking actually halfway decent.
I kind of like the tuxedo jacket on her, and although the snug-fit capris are not my favorite, the overall look is a lot more chic than she has been lately. Then again, “lately” for her has been a horror version of Alice In Wonderland in which she kills and skins the White Rabbit for a spring shrug, so perhaps my basis for comparison is askew. I did just have the stomach flu, after all, so I’m prone to statements like, “Well, I feel better than when I was curled up on my bathroom floor praying for unconsciousness.”
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@majsa80 We always cover as much of it as we can! -H
Well Played, Katie Holmes, Except WTF
Aw. MEMORIES. This is the first time in a while Katie Holmes reminds me of the Katie Holmes of yore, back when she was a cute starlet and not Mrs. Cruise, Preternaturally Shiny Object of Couch-Hopping Lust.
Jessica and I couldn’t muster too much more for this than, “It seems sort of all right… right?” Although why she was at a Women In Film ceremony — at which she appeared to be accepting an award — is a bit of a mystery, considering Mad Money was a messy flop and she was booted out of the Batman franchise. Still, she is a woman who has been on film. So that’s technically all you need. Well, that, and a frock that doesn’t make people’s souls quit. I mean, remember when she was running around town in Tom’s jeans? Thank God she stopped trying to make that happen. I feared we were thisclose to Kitson selling a denim line called Jeans That Tom Wore that were ACTUAL pre-owned pants of his.
But the main reason we wanted to feature her is to stir the pot. Because guess who else was there?
sorry, it’s not pacey, but it’s pacey-adjacent
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