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May 16, 2012 By Heather AT 11:00 am
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Oh, delusional child.

You REALLY didn’t need to spell it out for us.

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Oct 10, 2011 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

Psst, Katie. KATIE. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.

SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

And in case you’re thinking to yourself, “oh pish. She does this all the time! She was probably just promoting her new line of undies! Or stockings! Undies and stockings!”, au contraire, my dear friends. She’s going to an orphanage. Wait, that’s not right, either. She’s promoting this new show she’s doing on Sky — which, judging from this promo, seems sort of like this season of Top Model – and it is not specifically underpants-focused. Ergo, Katie:  maybe HIRE SOMEONE to give you the once over before you leave the house. YOUR MEMORY IS STARTING TO GO.

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Fugtie Price

Sep 8, 2011 By Heather AT 10:00 am

Oh dear.

What’s under the sweater, Katie? Wait, don’t answer that. It’s NEVER going to be a good answer.

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Fugtie Price

Jun 17, 2011 By Heather AT 8:00 am
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Katie Price, Katie Price, Katie Price. Remember, this is a woman who once had an alter-ego named Jordan, dresses up like a pink Wonder Woman to hawk everything from kids’ books to her fragrance, is a secretly serviceable equestrian, and announced on TV that she won’t wear a skirt longer than nine inches TOTAL. So when you look at a woman like that and you think, “OMG, Katie Price, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU,” then you know things have gone to hell in a picnic basket.

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Fugtie Price

Nov 19, 2010 By Heather AT 11:00 am

Oh, Katie Price, you are such a subtle and cherished marketing mastermind.

Admit it: You TOTALLY want to smell like this person.
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Aug 20, 2010 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

In case you were wondering where your iPod went:

Kate Price is wearing it in a crown.  As the topper to her Sexy Tin Man costume. Which she wore to promote her new line of iPod accessories. Which are based on her tattoos. You know. Like you do.

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