5 photos in galleryDo we think she’s even having any fun anymore? I just asked one of the beans what he thinks of this and he said, “Playground. OH NO. ALL GONE CHIPS.” So true. I can’t wait until this site turns into Kids Write The Darndest Fugs.
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Fugger: Katy Perry
Last Fugday Night
Man, I guess the end of Oscar week is naked time for everybody — first Adrianne Bailon and her crotch ruffle of Let Me Be Your Peldon, and now Katy Perry and the Atomic Wedgie:
Does she really have to try this hard to be noticed? She’s megafamous. She has hair the color of a Smurf’s undercarriage. Everyone’s waiting to see who her first public post-Brand hookup will be. This feels like a misfire in that PR war.
I mean, I’m pretty sure winning a panty raid at your grandmother’s house does NOT say, “My dearest flea-bitten ex, I invite you to sup on your own lameness, while I serve cocktails of my own fabulousness with tiny umbrellas and some fruit on a sword.” Instead it seems to imply that someone needs to cancel her Internet service because she’s spending too much time on eBay at 3 a.m. buying old Sears Roebuck catalogs.
That poor vest never stood a chance.
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Fug file: Candids, Hot Right Now, transparency, Katy Perry
Oscars Fug Carpet: Katy Perry
I have decided that, in order for those of us who pay attention/care about these things, Katy Perry needs to treat her hair color like a mood ring. For example, the blue hair shall henceforth signify that she’s still bummed about her divorce:
Although I suppose you could also tell that from the fact that she’s not wearing, say, a BeDazzled banana or something that shoots fire out of the nipples, but instead a gown made of multiple rag rugs stitched together. Girl, just take a vacation — somewhere sunny — and come back with a boy toy. I promise it’ll cheer you up.
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Oscars, Katy Perry
Grammys Fug or Fab Carpet: Katy Perry, Plus Bonus Crazy
There are a lot of things that are very pretty about this — the color, the detailing — but there is also something eerily pornographic about it. I mean, with a dress like this, should I be able to see every painstakingly traced line of each boob? I shouldn’t, right? I’m not crazy? I mean, at least I’m not seeing her undercarriage, FERGIE, but it’s unsettling nonetheless. Fortunately, Katy gave us a LOT of other stuff to focus on this weekend, so let’s do that instead.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Photos, Grammys, Katy Perry
Fugnage Dream
Well, the skirt is cute.
Too bad about the Muppet she killed for that vest. Never forget.
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Fug file: Fugs, Katy Perry
@clsmale @museteach Yes, same here. But when I get stuck I go back and play old levels until I get 3 stars. -H
Kids’ Choice Awards Sports Bra Carpet: Katy Perry and Selena Gomez
Apparently this is Dolce & Gabbana.
And it might have been super cute at the seaside in a bygone era, but today, at an event, it just looks like a dress that had an awkward waxing accident.
I guess it was going around:
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