Fugger: Kelly Osbourne

Golden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Kelly Osbourne


I wasn’t going to cover this until I saw this picture.

I know Kelly’s single now. Turn around, bright eyes, because you’ve got yourself an admirer.

Do YOU admire this?

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Actually, we can talk about her grey hair NOW because in case you were wondering how it works when it’s down:

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Best and Worst Purple


Turns out there was another color as ubiquitous as red. Who knew?

Best purple:

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Worst purple:

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Fugshion Police


Here’s my question:

When Kelly Osbourne here comes in to the Fashion Police offices, does Joan Rivers ever walk into her dressing room and just bang a loud, disapproving gong, right in her ear?

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Fugshion Police


Rumor has it that Kelly O here is totally cute on Fashion Police on E! and I believe it. I thought she was quite charming when they let her on the red carpet for….whatever that was. The SAGs? It’s like awards season was several lifetimes ago. Anyway, once they clearly gave her the high sign to be honest about people, she was working it. And I have a soft spot for her, even though I really don’t know why. So, I say this with LOVE:

KELLY. What event could you POSSIBLY be attending that requires you to dress like the offspring of a particularly preppy financial planner and an old timey madam? Unless there really is a party called The Bare Market, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Kelly Osbourne


In photos this is a bit better than it was on E!’s red-carpet pre-show, but not much:

It’s like she’s being felt up by a lightning bolt. But it is a whole lot better than what she wore earlier in the weekend:

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Fugging With the Stars:


I am so confused, honestly:

a) Kelly Osbourne didn’t get re-inducted into the current cast of Dancing With the Stars, right? She’s just going to their party and enjoying being an alumni, correct? Because, in that case:

b) why is she wearing what is seriously a ballroom dancing costume? Albeit a glum one. Like one you’d wear if you were dancing to a super melancholy song, like if it were Morrissey night.

c) and how do they handle it on E’s Fashion Police when a MEMBER of the Fashion Police gets ticketed by the Fashion Police? Is Joan Rivers going to make Kelly arrest herself? This whole thing is so existential.

d) I kind of miss Kelly’s wigs. There, I said it.
 

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