Wow, this hardly ever happens: I have serious concerns about this dress in theory, but I actually love it in practice. I have but one note, and it goes out to every starlet on Planet Earth: Just because your dress has a big-ass slit in it, it doesn’t mean you’re contractually obligated to keep STICKING YOUR LEG OUT OF IT, as if for air. Please make a note of this before the Golden Globes. Thank you!
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I’ve gone from finding this three super annoying to finding them totally amusing. This stems both from my usual Stockholm-Syndrome reaction to things — hit me over the head with something long enough and eventually I give into it (NOT YOU, KARDASHIANS) — but also because every time EW interviews the three of them en masse, they’re really funny. RPattz had me that time he said that he thinks Edward is “a manic depressive who hates himself,” and I embarrassingly found Taylor Lautner to be nearly the only bearable part of Valentine’s Day. Plus, he was funny on SNL. And I obviously decided I had to sort of like Kristen Stewart that time she gave us finger guns. Apart from each other, I have to go on a case-by-case basis, but when the three of them are doing an event today, hilarity usually ensues. BEHOLD.
Here’s the thing — I don’t really think K Stew looks bad here. Her face looks lovely. But I am surprised that she misplaced the lower half of one of her arms and no one even sent out a press release.
This is the week where, now that the Emmys are finally behind us and we can breathe again, we start scrambling to figure out what the heck we missed while we were underwater. Poor London Fashion Week. It’s already sort of the forgotten child in the family, clumsily bridging the end of New York and the beginning of Milan, like the sorbet of fashion fests. (Parenthetically, I don’t know how these editors do it — we’re wiped out enough just after New York.) But it brought us some Kristen Stewart, some Naomi with confusing zippers, more SWINTON, a handful of Kelis, and of course PIPPA!!!!111!1! Although frankly, I’m sort of glad the PIPPA!@!#!!!!!@!#?!! obsession is relaxing. It was just a dress, folks. It was just a bum. Let her breathe. Heavily, into Harry’s ear. WHAT? Come on, you’re all still sorta hoping for that, admit it.
Let’s talk about K. Stew on the cover of W this month. As far as I’m concerned, she looks pretty fab. Fantastically 60s. The twitter on Twitter indicates that some of you think she’s been photoshopped beyond recognition — I personally suspect it’s just makeup and styling, but GOD KNOWS I’ve been wrong before. Many, many times. So take a look at the shots, and give ‘er a vote:
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@catherinegelera I hate you for that - J
A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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Well Played, Kristen Stewart
Damn. Marrying a vampire and then getting SPOILERED with a SPOILERY SPOILER and then SPOILERING in a SPOILERY manner at the SPOILER of the movie really agrees with K.Stew.
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