Fugger: Kristen Stewart

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Pantalunacy


I feel like one of those hackneyed crocheted signs hanging in people’s grandparents’ doorways: “Bless this mess.” For these are indeed a blessed mess, and THANK GOD for that, because messes are the bread and butter of GFY (well, actually, bread and butter are our bread and butter, but you get the gist). I debated giving you three guesses who was responsible for this crotch-maiming blooming mess, but you likely wouldn’t have needed two of them, because the Essence of Stella is practically oozing from its lace windows.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend One


Dear Coachella,

Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us.

Love,

People Who Love The Crazy

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Kids’ Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kristen Stewart


In which K Stew gets Slime-Adjacent, then Self-Slimes.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Kristen Stewart


Apparently, Kristen Stewart suffered an “unspecified injury” requiring her to be on crutches last night. My totally made-up theory is that she went to the Razzies — which Twilight basically swept — and really whooped it up (the wisest people realize that you have to embrace your Razzies) and then accidentally tripped on a pile of shoes in her bedroom when she got home. Not that I have ever almost broken any limbs tripping over a pile of shoes myself or anything like that.

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Fug or Fab: Kristen Stewart


This might be my favorite outfit she’s worn in weeks:

I love stripes, I love a blazer, and while I might have (okay, definitely would have) worn other shoes, those seem VERY her without actually being her formerly omnipresent Converse.  She can pull off Slouchy Cool so much more easily than Naked McRomper. I feel like this is something that might have been in Lucky back when Lucky was still interesting and substantive, and there is no greater compliment. Sigh.

That being said, is it possible I'm giving her a pass just because her most recent look is so much worse?

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Well Played, Kirsten Dunst/OMG Kristen Stewart


It’s possible she’s just f’ing with us now.

On the other hand, GFY Beloved Kiki Dunst looks great, so maybe we can call this one a draw? You know, emotionally.

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