3 photos in galleryI originally titled this, “Well Played, Kristen StewarD,” so perhaps my weekend didn’t take. That being said, I am taken with this (see what I did there??). Let us take a closer peek, shall we?
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Well Played, Kristen Stewart
Fug file: Photos, Well Played, Cannes, Hot Right Now, red, Kristen Stewart
Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart
I love this photo for the fact that Danny Morgan, whom I think of as the lost Weasley, appears studious in his attempts not to notice that he’s the meat in a Dunstwart sandwich (Dunstwart, itself, sounding like an obscure tube-shaped German food product). And then I keep hoping they’ll break out into that three-way dance number from Romy and Michele, which would make everything about this event the greatest EVER, regardless of the clothes on their back. But since this Web site is predicated on that part of it, let’s talk about them anyway, while secretly dreaming of this happening.
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Fug file: Photos, Cannes, Hot Right Now, Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst
Well Played, Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron
I love the expression on K Stew here:
It’s basically, “I can’t believe I have to stand next to this goddess for WEEKS.” Chin up, sweetie — you look great, too. And now that you’re back to your super short minis, you surely feel more like yourself.
Fug file: Well Played, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron
Well Played, Kristen Stewart
Sooo ladylike:
That’s not slam: I actually think this is a really nice change of pace for ol K. Stew. It’s flattering and kind of old school, but the pattern is graphic enough that she doesn’t look stuffy or boring (the belt helps, too). Rumor has it that she and Charlize are off to Cannes this week, and I could not be more excited to see what they trot out. Whoever is styling them is making some, um, really discussion-worthy choices, which sometimes is truly all I ask. Bring it on, lady!
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Snow White and the Fugsman, plus Well Played, Chris Hemsworth
This went to a weird place.
Fug file: Fugs, Photos, Hot Right Now, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth
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Fug or Fab: Kristen Stewart
First of all, I’d like to note that these recent screenings of Snow White and the Huntsman have been distressingly Hemsworth-free. Yeah, yeah, he’s gone to a couple of them and blah blah blah he has a tiny little baby at home and yada yada yada this Sam Clafin person they’ve trotted out recently was probably all, “HELLO I AM IN THIS MOVIE TOO” but….I mean, you feel me. Release the Hems!
At least K Stew is making her dutiful appearances. She was just in Cannes, and this is from last night in Westwood, and that means: girlfriend is tired.
I don’t hate this. I think it’s kind of fun in a Hot for Teacher Sexy Buttoned Up Beginning of an 80s Hair Metal Video kind of way, where eventually she takes off the blazer to reveal that her mock turtleneck is SLEEVELESS and also BACKLESS and then she takes out her hair and then she crawls over a desk. She SHOULD, however, be wearing glasses for that vision to be complete. That being said, it is summer. This doesn’t feel very seasonable reasonable.
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