The good news is, Kristen Wiig is pretty and — whether you got sick of all her SNL characters or not — very talented.
The bad news is, that’s the exact expression I had on my face when I saw this. Let’s take a full-frontal look:
So, you know how we’re always saying, “Nice slinky dress, Kristen, but would it KILL YOU to wear a COLOR?”
I think she may be flipping us off here.
We have Kids’ Choice, Teen’s Choice, Critics’ Choice… I feel like we need a Cranky Old Adults’ Choice just to make sure we get maximum specificity.
We need to talk about Anne’s hair again.
It just occurred to me that “keyholes” is totally the name of a filthy dance song that nobody has written yet. Please God don’t let it be Justin Bieber.
Hallelujah. Somebody got run over by the color wheel.
I’m less decided on the Dijonnaise flats* (which I just realized sounds like either a band, or a really pretentious vacation destination — “Oh, we’re going to our cabin in the Dijonnaise Flats”), but I think the impact hue is fabulous on her. Can we sidebar a moment about centered slits, though?This is the second one present at this party. Is that going to happen again? Because I remember a certain denim skirt I bought about ten years ago and every time I sat down in it, that sucker opened up like flaps on a tent. It lasted about a month in my closet before I gave myself a stern talking-to and then filed for divorce.
*Also, I totally know those aren’t flats. What is wrong with me? Clearly a wire crossed and then maybe started a small electrical brain fire. Maybe I was too busy checking real-estate prices on The Dijonnaise Flats to pay attention to myself.