Fugger: Krysten Ritter

Fugs and Fabs of the Kentucky Derby: The Women


Well, the good news is that although the Awesome Abdication Shenanigans in the Netherlands are over, the Kentucky Derby just raced into with a bunch of hats to entertain us in our currently royalty-free lives.

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Fug or Fab: Krysten Ritter


First of all, can we talk about this trend of lower level celebs “hosting” their own “birthday parties” at Vegas nightclubs, in exchange for money? For one thing, I feel like Krysten Ritter should be better than that — or, at least, she should FEEL like she’s better than that. She does have a starring role on a sitcom on a major network, after all. She’s not, like, an erstwhile Girl Next Door. ALSO, do people really say to each other, “LET’S GO PARTY WITH THAT GIRL FROM THAT SHOW THAT DAWSON’S ON” when they’re standing next to each other at the blackjack table? ALSO ALSO, do we think this means that RooneyMaraitis is catching?

Do we?

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Don’t Trust the B in Apartment Fug


Things I Am Over:

  1. Boardwalk Empire
  2. Apple martinis
  3. A variety of men who shall remain nameless
  4. THIS:

CAN’T WE ALL JUST PUT ON SOME PANTS?

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Mostly Well Played: Krysten Ritter


The last time we saw Krysten here, this happened. It’s like if Pat Field put Baby in a corner. So naturally, I was curious to see what she’d come up with next, and happily surprised that I rather like most of it.

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Emmy Awards Pre-Party Fugs (And Some Fabs)


I’ve tried to arrange this slideshow roughly in order of Refried Hot Mess to Thank You, Jebus, At Least Somebody Woke Up Sensible Today.

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Fug or Fab: Krysten Ritter


I think this is kind of cute:

I also salute Ritter’s show, Don’t Trust the B- in Apt C, for giving The Beek a job. I DON’T, however, salute ABC for being unable to use the word “bitch” in anything ever. I mean, don’t swear if you don’t want to, ABC, but the only people who say, “she’s being such a B” are being ironic, or are grandmas. Or perhaps are ironic grandmas. Actually, I’d suggest a show called, Don’t Trust the Ironic Grandma in Apt C, except Betty White has enough on her plate already and we don’t want to incur a backlash.

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