Fugger: Lady Gaga

Little Fugsters

Dec 22, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Believe it or not, this is also what I like to wear for all MY holiday travel. The hair buns double as a  travel pillow!

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Well Played Cover, Lady Gaga

Dec 2, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

I am totally prepared for you guys to think I’m crazy — I might think I’m crazy, given that I am loudly and often OVER Lady Gaga. But I think this cover is divine. It’s retro, glamorous, eye-catching, and over the top, and we can SEE HER FACE. She looks like a person, rather than, say, a speculum or a lemon meringue pie or a futuristic sombrero or a gyro or a crockpot or whatever the hell else she decides to dress like half the time.  And it looks like the magazine you’d be reading in those day dreams where you’re having a summer weekend at an English country-house, one that you spend flirting with some dreamy second son of Lord Someone Or Other whilst wearing a fabulous hat and drinking a martini out by a fabulously tiled pool. In the 1930s. But without the depression. So, you know, on the BBC. In other words: SOLD.

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Fugly Gaga

Nov 23, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

These two outfits really could not be more different, other than the umbilical cord of lunacy that yokes them.

 

This is perfect for the demure crackpot in your life, who loves Scarlett O’Hara and yearns for the day when it will be socially appropriate to host a Civil War Ouija Board party.

Don’t worry, she’s not covered for long

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The Fug Monster

Oct 13, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

On the other hand, if it rains, she’s COVERED.

No pun intended.

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Who Fugged It Better? Anna Faris v. Lady Gaga

Sep 28, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

You know Anna Faris has to be weirded out by the fact that she’s one week away from being featured in the front of Us Weekly as they wonder WHO WORE IT BETTER between her and…Gaga. Usually that only happens when you go out wearing your meat dress. AND YET.

BEHOLD ANNA:

And now, the GAGS:

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Well Played, Lady Gaga?!?!?!?!!!!!

Sep 26, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

Okay, so, in the interest of full disclosure, I HAVE had a cold and also hives (SEXY! Also: when I figure out which one of you cursed me, we’re going to need to have a little chat) so I’ve been on a very intriguing cocktail of Benadryl and…other stuff I can’t remember because of the Benadryl. So it is ENTIRELY possible that I am hallucinating, the way I did the other night when I rolled over to look at my bedside clock and was pretty sure that the floor between my bed and the wall was actually made of black ice. “How am I going to clean that?” I thought, “on the other hand, the black ice is where the laundry used to be, so….I can live with this.”

Here’s why I think I might be hallucinating:

Uh, I don’t know what character Lady Gaga is playing right now — rich society matron? — but I do know that whoever that character is. she looks…kinda great. Sure, she’s probably mean to the help and she may have forced her eldest child to go to fat camp and she’s not actually kidding when she says she’s waiting for her husband to die so she can get the money, but, you know…she’s rocking the LBD while she does it.

All I know is, if she performed in this thing, I’m hanging up the fugging hat and getting a job selling mangoes on the side of the road.

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