You know, somewhere, there is a convent that would love to have this woman. Sure, it’s run by people who put absinthe on their corn flakes and promise their spiritually recreated virginities to a man with a handlebar mustache named Baron von Slapp, but listen, isn’t any embrace a welcome one?
Also, while I’m on the Lady Blahblah subject, I have questions about her SNL performance. Drop by the last slide and we can talk.
[Photos: Pacific Coast News]