Fugger: Lake Bell

Fugs and Fabs of the Whitney Art Party


This event had a very diverse guest list. By which I mean, Lo Bosworth from The Hills was there AND so was Olivia Wilde.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Elle Event


Apparently a lot of people went to this thing; let’s see how the rest of them did. Hint: Busy Phillips lives up to her name.

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Creative Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Lake Bell


My favorite thing about this photograph is Red Bow Tie in the background who is all, “awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah” at Lake Bell here:

Whereas I really want to go up to her and ask her what is actually going on.  From the chest up, she looks great. From the knees down, I’m not mad at her. But…I still have so many questions. The middle part there, are those blown-out pleats (blowing out a pleat is the sartorial version of an athlete blowing out his knee: impossible to make an on-the-fly recovery from, and a situation which will require the attention of an expert)? Can she even walk in that thing? Is it too small? Is she just standing weird? Would she be interested in having a glass of wine with Red Bow Tie after the event? How does she feel about Peyton Manning playing for the Broncos? Weird, right? What’s her take on cilantro? What is happening here with this dress, just in general? Bill Hader: insufficiently famous for his talent level? What’s the deal with candy corn? Why is this outfit doing that thing with those parts? Etc.

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How to Fug It In America


Lake Bell, why crabby?

Just trim them yourself if they’re getting in your eyes. What’s that? Oh, you are steeling yourself in preparation for my usual whining about how I don’t GET you, because, to me, there is no there there, despite the fact that I did kind of like you on Miss Match, the short-lived Alicia Silverstone-as-Patti-Stanger vehicle? Fair enough. But! You asked for it. LOOK AT THIS:

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Met Ball Fug Carpet: Lake Bell and Rihanna


Riddle me this: On a night when the theme was models-as-muses, why did Lake Bell show up looking like Charlie Chaplin?

Our pet theory is that she wanted to get attention. Because she’s Lake Bell, and outside of the blogging world, I don’t think anyone cares who she is.

But if you listen very closely, you might hear an ungodly shrieking sound carrying on the wind. That noise is coming from Lake Bell’s soul, anguished because it just checked in her purse and it turns out all of Lake’s thunder got pick-pocketed by Rihanna:
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Who Fugged It Better (Or Worse)


Apparently, I am supposed to be clutching my pearls in horror at the whole Sarah Jessica Parker dress controversy — namely, that this gown had been worn before not once but TWICE, which has caused SJP to say things about how she is so disappointed in the designer for this terrible oversight and has the media claiming it’s trashing her “fashion icon” status. Come on, really? I get that Sex and the City hinges on being able to brag about all the free, so-fresh-off-the-catwalk-it-hasn’t-even-been-on-it-yet clothes it uses, so this was an important premiere, but let’s get some perspective here. Would it REALLY have been better if she’d worn never-before-seen
electric blue-and-chartreuse leggings, simply because they’d yet to
skim another human’s inner thigh? Has it really RUINED EVERYTHING? Do we all NEED to be running off and slamming our bedroom doors so that everyone knows we are having a wicked-serious tantrum?  Just ONCE I wish someone would be like, “You know what? I don’t care. The dress is awesome, and I looked hot. Big freaking deal.”

Having said that, let’s have a squizz at Marchesa’s Georgina Chapman:

And now let’s bring in Lake Bell, from back in April:
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