I would have loved to have seen Lana Del Rey’s original outfit.
You know, the one she had on BEFORE she dragged a cater waiter underneath the table, made passionate love to him on the carpet, then purloined his jacket and the tablecloth to try and hide the fact that her ruined dress lay in sex-damp tatters amid a pile of crab bites and crumbled organic free-range gluten-free yeast-free no-carb dinner rolls.
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In which WE ARE FINALLY DONE. I’m sure I missed someone by accident, but it’s too late now. MWA HA HA. I AM FREE. And also newly enamored of Emily Blunt. So in that sense I am still imprisoned… by my girl crush.
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Sigh.
Just when I thought the worst decision Lana Del Rey could make was the one where she chose to date Axl Rose, she had to go and wear this to prove me wrong.
@thebestjasmine I want to high five her - J
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Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony
Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.
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