Fugger: Lauren Alaina

CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Lauren Alaina


I don’t have a problem with the dress itself, although holy cats, that is more makeup than a young thing needs.

But that necklace is CRAZY. It’s like a ten-ton lapping tongue. It looks like the kind of thing someone on a TV shopping show would describe with a lot of words like “diamante” and “emeraldiste” and “rubyite” before amazing you with its $99.99 price tag.

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CMT Fug Carpet: Lauren Alaina


Well, at least she’s stopped insisting on wearing cowboy boots with ABSOLUTELY everything, just for variety. And the pink party dress is very nice.

But SWEET LORD, girl, your head should not look like it came out of a Dairy Queen machine.

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