Fugger: Leigh Lezark

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Sky here sings dance music — until like five minutes ago I thought she sang that catchy one “Hello,” but in fact, no, so… bummer — and Leigh is the omnipresent DJ who is best known for people having no idea why she’s known. If that makes any sense. Then again, why should it? THIS doesn’t make any either:

This looks like the moment you walk into the outdoor venue, costly tickets in hand, and realize you’re officially WAY TOO OLD to be going to music festivals.

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NY Fugshion Week, Day Four


Can we just talk about what Leigh Lezark is wearing here?

Oh yes, those are harem pants that happen to be split from stem to stern. I hope she and Kelly are laughing about how hilariously dumb they are. It’s also worth noting that Heather and I were at this event, but not standing next to each other, and when we reunited, we looked at one another’s notes, and both of them said, more or less, “WHAT.IS.LEIGH.LEZARK.WEARING?  This was at Zac Posen, and it was a fun show. SO many gowns.

At Y-3, we choked when the time came to talk to Samuel L Jackson.

But we DIDN’T choke when it came time to talk to Abbie Cornish about Madonna.

In case you missed our coverage over the weekend, here’s a round-up:

 We also talked to a delightfully salty Rose McGowan and then almost got killed by photographers chasing… LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. Of course.

We saw Kellan Lutz’s orange perm at Lacoste, overheard a great quote about Heidi Klum at Christian Siriano, and saw Glee‘s Ryan Murphy give the phrase Band of Outsiders a new meaning by getting stuck waiting at a gas station outside the show.

We coped with NOT seeing LiLo storming Charlotte Ronson by chatting up one of the girls on Teen Wolf . She was charming.

We went to the Project Runway finale and saw nine shows and TOO MUCH SIDEBOOB from the aforementioned Klum (no massive PR spoilers herein, although we do name the guest judge and mention random details about a couple collections, so reader beware).

Also!  We saw Dwyane Wade and Carmelo Anthony at rag & bone, and THEN we went to Cynthia Rowley, where LINDSAY F’ING LOHAN showed up at the last second. WITH A PIRATE.  We’re pretty sure. YOU GUYS. IT WAS INSANE. You HAVE to read that one, if nothing else.

Almost as exciting, at Nicole Miller, Ashley Tisdale looked sort of terrible and acted kinda cranky. We know. We also wish that wasn’t true.

 

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Leigh Fugzark


So, I think I’ve finally figured out why Leigh Lezark gets all these front-row seats to fashion shows.

Leigh Lezark

She’s the world’s first living person to have no internal organs at all.

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Leifugh Lezark


I wasn’t sure at first if this was Leigh Lezark’s dress, or just her coat. But when she sat down inside the Viktor & Rolf show in Paris, she didn’t take it off, so unless it was thirty degrees inside I’m assuming the former.
To which I say: impressive. She looks like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man’s very bleak lawyer cousin. Oh, the courtroom tricks she could fit up those monsters. And probably a few paralegals and some scotch.
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Leigh Lezarfugk


I often wonder why Leigh Lezark gets invited EVERYWHERE.

And then I realized, it’s because it’s 2-1 odds that she’ll show up wearing something like this, and everybody else at the party can use her as a conversational icebreaker. Hey, everyone has a special gift.

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Alice + Fuglivia


LEIGH LEZARK: Thanks for inviting me to your Alice + Olivia event, Stacy.
STACY BENDET: You’re welcome! It was no trouble — it’s not like you’re ever working, right? Ha ha!
LEIGH: Excuse me? Looking around, I am easily the most famous person here.
STACY: Except for me, obviously. I am an incredibly famous clothing designer. 
LEIGH: Yeah, a designer who doesn’t even look like herself. Did you just lose a Dita Von Teese lookalike contest?
STACY: Did you just lose… your MIND? Or just your bicycle? 
LEIGH: Funny. I’ll be sure to remember you when I hit it big because my years of frosty-faced stoicism gets me cast as Lisbeth Salander. 
STACY: Keep dreaming, peaches. You’re more like The Girl Who Doesn’t Understand How Buttons Work.
LEIGH: And what does that make you? The Girl Who Wore Phil Spector’s Hair As A Boa?
STACY: It makes you The Girl Who Just Got Kicked Off My List, honey. Besides, aren’t you late for a spin class? 
LEIGH: … yeah, actually. I secretly only stopped by to fill up my water bottle.
STACY: … Oh. Touche.
LEIGH: That’s right. Don’t mess with the C-list, honey. You’ll get the fangs.
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