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Feb 6, 2013 By Heather AT 1:00 pm
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Well. If ever there were two people about whom we have all said, “They should REALLY hang out more,” it’s obviously Lil’ Kim and Miley Cyrus.

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The Notorious F.U.G.

Mar 14, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

I have missed Lil’ Kim:

It goes without saying: I also miss her old face. She sort of looks like she decided to borrow this one from LaToya Jackson.

She may have also borrowed….well, what is she wearing? It looks like something you’d make in the beading aisle of Michaels for a cocktail party. After you’d been trapped in that particular Michaels for five years because that was the only place in town that you were safe from the zombies — zombies being notoriously scared of hot glue guns — and the cocktail party was happening over where they kept the plastic champagne glasses, and the cocktails were made of turpentine and the hors d’oeuvres consisted solely of those Styrofoam balls of varying circumference and you were all OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MINDS.

BUT WHAT DOES THE REST OF IT LOOK LIKE?

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Fugl’ Kim

Jul 19, 2010 By Heather AT 11:00 am

If this is what Lil’ Kim wore to the after-party for her concert…

… then what’s left for the inevitable after-after party? Tassels? By the after-after-after party, she’ll be left with nothing but to wear a lampshade on her head and shout “FRAGIIIIIILE” at the top of her lungs.Seems like poor planning, no?
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Lady Fugalade

Jul 24, 2009 By Jessica AT 12:23 pm

I know I’ve said that you should wear whatever you want on your birthday. This photo is from Lil’ Kim’s birthday party.

I never really stopped to consider that “whatever you want” might be lingerie topped by a vampire’s kitchen apron, but I guess I have to just stick to my convictions and wish her many happy returns. This is what I get for making blanket statements. Thanks for the life lesson, Kim.

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Dancing with the Fugs

Jun 10, 2009 By Jessica AT 12:21 pm

Dear Lil’ Kim:

Please never change. I mean that metaphorically. At some point, you should probably take this off before you get a yeast infection.

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Fugl’ Kim

Mar 11, 2009 By Heather AT 9:22 am

You know, sometimes it’s not the size of the polterwang…

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… it’s how you package it. And I’d say taking her pelvic dromedary on a spandex safari in dance pants the likes of which would give Brian Boitano acid flashbacks makes for some pretty hilariously ballsy gift-wrap. (Ghost-gonad pun fully intended.) They’re so awful that I almost want to give our girl Lil’ Kim a standing ovation. Does this mean I have to watch her on Dancing With The Stars now? Because I don’t think I can take that kind of agony. Not even as payback for how hard this outfit made me laugh.

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