Fugger: Lily Allen

When I See You Cry, It Makes Me Fu-u-uuug

Jun 9, 2010 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

Coming soon to a desperate network near you:

Lily Allen IS The Young Morticia, a searing love story between one woman and the sleeves that became her erotic playthings. Watch her cleave to her warped wings! See her turn to the macabre to keep her warm where tulle bicep bags could not! And wince during a surprisingly explicit scene in which they indirectly lead to her naming her firstborn after Hump Day! It’d fit nicely after The Vampire Diaries, but let’s not rule out a desperate NBC from buying it and twisting it into .Law & Order: Trampsylvania

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Fug Madness 2010, Round Two continued: Charo Bracket

Mar 23, 2010 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

(2) LILY ALLEN v. (7) SOLANGE

I admit, as pajamas, I think this is very cute:

[Photo: WENN.com]

As flattering stage-wear, it fills me with the deepest concern. One is not supposed to go outside looking like this — well, maybe to get the newspaper, but that’s it. One can read said newspaper out by one’s pool like this, one can flit around giving everyone pancakes like this, one can drink one’s coffee whilst spying out the kitchen window at one’s neighbor’s like this, ONE CAN NOT PERFORM LIKE THIS. In addition to being madly unflattering, it just makes you look like you’re doing some kind of sleep-singing.

Lily’s on a bit of a nightgown kick, lately:

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Fug Madness 2010, Round One Continued: Charo Bracket

Mar 19, 2010 By Heather AT 10:00 am

(3) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (14) ASHLEY GREENE

“Querida Ghastly Greene or whatever,

“HOLA. I am Jennifer Lopez. You might remember me from EVERYTHING EVER, porque I am the QUEEN of TODO EL MUNDO and you are some tiny little vampire child who wears old-lady bras:

“You think you know vampires? You don’t know vampires until you have used garlic shampoo because you have a headache and you are really not in the mood tonight so would you please stop looking at my ass like it is a steak Marc DIOS MIO. And you think you can defeat me in Fug Madness by wearing mama’s corset with a skirt from Limited Too? THINK AGAIN, TONTA! Because while your outfit is terrible, my outfit is THIS:

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Alright, Fug

Feb 25, 2010 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

There is a weird part of me that thinks this is kind of awesome:

You know, in that weird-ass, Miss Havisham, Grey Gardens, Mrs-Rochester-Locked-in-the-Attic, musty-nutjob kind of way. Which is, for all its faults, an actual look. It’s like the slightly cleaner, moderately less stable, considerably more mothball-y cousin of Derelicte.  You could call it, Agoraphobique. And yes, I would totally buy that coat. I would only wear it as a bathrobe, and flutter around in my kitchen making coffee and eating scrambled eggs, while trying to decipher the Post-Its I wrote the day before and wondering why no one has taken out the recycling, but wear it I would. However, the item underneath:

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Smifugle

Feb 18, 2010 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure Lily Allen did not wake up this morning and say to herself, “I’m feeling really Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith today. I KNOW JUST THE THING!”

And yet that is surely the only explanation for this.

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Fug or Fab the Ad and the Outfit: Lily Allen

Dec 3, 2009 By Jessica AT 9:03 am

I was pleasantly surprised by Lily Alan’s Chanel ads:

Cute, right? I must admit that I kind of hate that bag — don’t hurt me, Karl, I just think it looks like a sleeping bag helpfully equipped with handles, so it’s easy to tote to and from your many slumber parties. And she’s wearing at least one accessory too many. But she’s cute, you know? She’s a cute girl. I never understood all her wailing about her appearance — much of which comes from herself — she’s obviously adorable. But, sadly, Lily, like the rest of us, can’t be airbrushed every time she goes out, which lead us to this: 
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