This reminds me, I can’t WAIT for Lindsay’s terrible (I’m assuming) Lifetime movie about Liz Taylor. It will be spectacuterrible. Much like….
Too easy? Wait. That also sets up a really mean joke. I might just back out of the room quietly now.
This is the part where things get unfair. Because you know if Emma Stone wore this, or Mila Kunis, or Jennifer Lawrence, or even Gwyneth, we’d likely full-on love it (with a small aside that it might be too short). But there’s more to playing it well than just zipping up a dress. This is somebody who is not wearing her clothes; she just happens to have them on her body. Not the same thing. And none of it yet allays my fears that this Elizabeth Taylor movie is going to be a furious nightmare.
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Shh. Let’s not frighten her:
But does — I said, keep it down. I don’t want to spook her! — does Lindsay Lohan look….like, totally normal here or what? Jeans, cute shoes, a normal scarf over a normal little jacket over what looks like a potentially normal tee shirt? No one’s boob is falling out. Her hair doesn’t look like she stole it from Victoria Gotti’s Wig Emporium. She IS wearing sunglasses at night but…I mean, baby steps, you guys. Baby steps. Is this what happens when she gets a job, because KEEP GIVING HER A JOB THEN.
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Well, it’s a step forward from drooping lids and heavy arm-tillery (har). But is it a true step forward, a step off to the side, or maybe a 45-degree hop northeast? Where exactly on the compass would you put this? Usually I don’t speak cardinal directions, but in this case I can because true sartorial north is generally way off in front of her.
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It is going to be so hard to keep this discussion to her sleeves.
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Wow. God bless the Total Recall premiere, because other than that, it is thin on the ground out there, folks. Everyone, much like us, appears to be holed up inside watching water polo and judo and women’s soccer by day, and then spending the night with Bob Costas and a bottle of wine and some naked man abs. Clearly, I cannot blame them. But it means we have to dig a little deeper here at GFY. So let’s try and make it interesting, at least, and see if you can figure out who’s wearing this.
Truly, this is a beautiful and timeless garment — a collector’s item, a gallery piece. Observe the high-quality denim, genuine square-shaped interior pockets, and exemplary structural integrity of this remarkable piece of denim. The ratio of fabric to skin is in the covetable 60-40 zone, the zipper is covering up the labial zone with an almost-perfect success rate, and each worn strand of fabric is soft as the hair of an electrocuted angel. We may never see its equal.
which blessed starlet owns this cherished piece?
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