In the post for last season’s One Fugging Moment montage, Heather wrote, “Vanessa Hudgens, your destiny may await.” Hudgens, that knock at the door you just heard is destiny, and she’s finally here. But you’re going to have to go through Lindsay Lohan to get to her.
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Loading ...So, as semi-horrified as I am that Saturday Night Live invited Lindsay Lohan to host it in a little over a week (is it supporting, or enabling?), I actually think it might be a brilliant move for HER: If she tanks, she’s no worse off than she is now, in terms of public opinion; if she’s horrible to work with, a la the rumors about Paris Hilton, then professionally, again, LiLo will be pretty much where she is now. But if she nails it — and she has done well there in the past (she hosted three times in 2004-2006, and was present for a beloved crack-up), and if they thought she would embarrass them I suspect they wouldn’t have made the call — AND she’s willing to be a little self-parodying and self-deprecating, which I think she is smart enough to be, then everyone is going to start rooting for her again. And THEN people might actually want to work with her again. It might not be a win-win situation, but it’s probably no-lose.
And Lord knows girlfriend needs the boost. Well, not in her lips, clearly — suddenly she looks like Anna Faris’s stunt double — but God knows a day job might boot her out of this follicular rut. PLEASE. You are not starring in What’s Your Number 2: The Recount.
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Dear Lindsay,
You do know the role of Victoria Gotti in the John Gotti biopic went to someone else, right? Right?
To quote another great movie about Italian-Americans: SNAP OUT OF IT.
Love,
Jessica
Dear Lindsay,
I know you’ve been out of it. But basing your personal style on Taylor Momsen circa 2011 is not a great way to make people think you’ve got it together.
Love,
Jessica
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Amusingly Played, Lindsay Lohan, and Also Slightly Better-Played Perhaps
I know. AT COACHELLA. I’m as shocked as you are that she’s not in a bra and a trash bag.
[Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN]
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