Pretty Little Liars has been doing special one-off Halloween episodes, and at this rate, unless there is a three-hour previously-on beforehand, I have almost no prayer of knowing what the hell is going on or why anyone is still lying. In the meantime, let’s check out what some of them wore to the screening. Be prepared for lots of skinny pants and boot-related footwear. Come on, Mother Nature. We are SO READY for autumn. Why was it a hundred degrees yesterday?
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I confessed at our Boston book signings the truth about Pretty Little Liars, and it is that I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING on that show right now. NONE. What anyone’s motivations are and who is doing what and why don’t they just look for the person in town who appears to have the greatest amount of technological omnipresence and then whack that person over the head with a heavy object and see if the texts stop? The plot has gotten so inextricably twisted that I don’t know if they can untwist it without having an episode where Laura Leighton sits down in a wingback armchair and speaks directly to the camera for an hour to explain it all. At least everyone looks pretty.
You guys, I think Katy Perry MIGHT be trying to tell us something. Whatever could it be?
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First, let us take a moment of silence to mourn the end of Make It Or Break It. Let us then take another moment of silence to wonder what new show Sasha Beloff is going to wind up on. Then, let us take a moment of silence to look at his IMDb page and learn he’s in a movie called Vampyre Nation for SyFy. Then, let us take ANOTHER moment of silence and worry about his career. And now we can look at what a selection of people from the renewed shows on ABC Family wore to the upfronts.
For as much as y’all know we are obsessed with about 95 percent of the shows on ABC Family — seriously, the sign language scenes on Switched At Birth are more affecting than almost anything on TV right now, although they have GOT to stop putting up those post-commercials graphical bugs over the subtitles — I have deep concerns about the styling advice being doled out behind closed doors. Look at poor Erica Dasher up there, for starters. She looked like a million bucks at Fashion Week (and seems very friendly, which is always nice), but then out she goes on the promotional tour, and she ends up in this overly froofy thing and then… those PANTS, plus a shirt that looks like it’s jonesing for Happy Days, and not one of the good episodes.
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