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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: More Neutrals

Jan 16, 2013 By Heather AT 1:00 pm
Megan Fox
Ashley TisdaleHelen HuntKaley Cuoco
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We seem to be slipping back into a time when gowns are black, white, neutral, or red/red-orange. Neutrals aren’t always bad, but tread carefully, y’all. We can’t all have Megan Fox’s head.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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Fugs and Fines of the 7th Annual March of Dimes Celebration of Babies

Dec 10, 2012 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm
Reese Witherspoon
Sarah DrewElizabeth BanksMolly SimsMegan Fox and Brian Austin Green
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Aw, who doesn’t want to celebrate babies? Although I would rather celebrate babies with cocktails on the lanai rather than at a luncheon, but I guess the March of Dimes (as someone who has snuggled many kids who arrived a bit earlier than they were supposed to, a cause of which I am very fond) can’t really be all like, “come over and DRINK IT UP, GUYS. WHOOOO BABIES.”

In other words, this is REALLY an event where the celebs in question got on the horn with their stylists and said something along the lines of, “no, seriously, I really do need to look tasteful.” The good news is, most of them pulled it off.

[Photos: Getty]

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Well Played, Megan Fox

Mar 6, 2012 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Here are some words I haven’t said in a while: looking good, Megan Fox:

Not to mention that it seems like a pretty good career move to come out of, well, nothingness of late to appear in an indie-feeling movie with a ton of people who were in Bridesmaids, plus Adam Scott. All that, AND a cute trench. That time off did her good.

Let’s look at what’s under the coat:

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Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Megan Fox

Aug 11, 2010 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

Or, as I call her now, Mrs David “You Are So Precious To Me” Silver — wait, except, does that make Megan Fox the new Tori Spelling? Something about that doesn’t quite track.

For one thing, it would be weird for Tori to have a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe in the approximate place where Dean McDermott has a tattoo of Tori. Like, I think that if Tori gets a person’s face tattooed on her arm, she is contractually obligated to get Dean’s. Or, I guess, David Silver’s. Wow, thinking about this too hard is sending me down some kind of post-modern tattoo rabbit hole, so let’s get to chit-chatting about her dress. Or dress/skirt. Whatever it is. I have to admit, I rather like it: it’s nice to see someone wearing something that’s NOT just a standard issue cocktail dress, even if I happen to LIKE standard issue cocktail dresses. Kind of like how if you have a cheeseburger five nights in a row, you might really want a salad on the sixth night, without taking anything away from your love of the cheeseburger.

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Transfuggers 2: Revenge of the Fuggen

Jul 8, 2009 By Jessica AT 1:06 pm

CATE BLANCHETT: No, see? I wear this color foundation because it matches the rest of my skin.

MEGAN FOX: Uh-huh.

CATE: No, truly. It blends. It blends IN. I look one uniform color, right? It appears natural. Your face is like an entirely different color than the rest of you, don’t you see? It all ends at the middle of your…well, your Adam’s apple area. There’s a line there that oughtn’t be there, I’m afraid. In fact, if I may give you some advice…may I, Megan?

MEGAN: Uh. I can’t actually even believe you’re speaking to me at all. So, yeah. Yes. You can. Please.

CATE: Well, it’s rude to ignore ones seatmate. Anyway, what I was going tell you is that acting and make-up should both seem natural. Effortless. Do you understand what I’m telling you?

MEGAN: Yes? And mine are…not?

CATE: See! Knowing is half the battle! Now, shall we relax and just talk about our pretty dresses?

MEGAN: You are so nice!

CATE: Well, I am a great actress.

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