Fugger: Melody Thornton

Fuglycat Dolls

Jul 2, 2012 By Jessica AT 2:00 pm

You KNOW I was really unimpressed with these jeans, considering that I just spent twenty minutes staring at this picture before I noticed her nipples:

In other news: MELODY, STOP SHOWING US YOUR NIPPLES.

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Fuglycat Dolls

Apr 12, 2012 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

Oh my god, you guys. This outfit.  This outfit of Melody Thornton’s. It’s so…It’s all…it’s…..

Listen, I can’t even show it to you face-forward until after the jump because of the Not Safe For Workitude of the whole thing. BEHOLD:

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VMAs Party Hilarious Carpet: Melody Thornton

Aug 30, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Can we talk about what’s on Melody Thornton’s head?

Yes. It is a headband on steroids. It’s what would happen if Blair Waldorf and Blair Warner went into the headband designing business together. It’s like a bridal headdress for a Tudor-themed wedding on crack. I want someone to always be wearing this headgear, everywhere, at all times, just so I know that somewhere in the world, two girls are giving each other the surreptitious “what is she wearing” look over cocktails. Don’t front: You KNOW you’ve made that look to a friend of yours recently.

Let’s see what one pairs with a cracked out historically inaccurate bridal crown:

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Fugody Thornton

Aug 22, 2011 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

Remember when the Pussycat Dolls were a thing? Seems so far away, doesn’t it? And that’s as good a reason as any why Melody Thornton shouldn’t have worn this:

Because now we can’t tell if she’s just wearing really awful harem pants, or she’s actually seeking employment IN a harem. Hey, times are tough. I just wish she’d tried Hammer pants first. He’s probably a better boss — both too legit to quit AND prone to laying out quite clearly what you can and can’t touch.

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