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Fugs and Fabs: Versus Versace Launch


This is so trashy that I keep expecting Oscar the Grouch to pop out of her navel. Heidi Klum, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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Fugs and Fabs: The Coach party


Man, it was the Fughara Desert out there for a while, and now EVERYONE is coming out to play. Bless you, Hollywood. I never thought I’d say this, but HAVE MORE PARTIES.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Mena Suvari


Last year, Mena Suvari infamously wore the bird flu to the Oscar parties, and not only was she Fug Nation’s worst dressed, but Jessica and I put her on People magazine’s worst list too.

This year it’s like she said, “Screw it. I’m not even taking off my robe to get dressed.”

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines from the Maison Martin Margiela With H&M Event


I guess we can assume most if not all of them are wearing MMM?

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Fugs and Fabs: The InStyle Summer Soiree


Based on the weather here, it should have been called the InStyle Surface of the Sun Soiree. Still, people managed to look fresh and unsticky, which is always an achievement. But were the efforts of their anti-perspirant sprays in service of good or evil? Observe.

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Fug/Fab Face-Off: Mena Suvari vs. Florence Welch


At Fashion Week, we spotlighted this dress from Tadashi Shoji and said we liked it, cautiously — that we were afraid whoever tried to wear it first would do something terrible with it, before anybody else could do it right. Let’s see if Mena here did it justice:

Well, the pink lipstick is all wrong with this. It’s as if head and body were not considered together, when in fact — last I checked — they are attached and should therefore try to be complementary. The bob is cute, but the model’s sleeker hair and simple red lip would’ve been clever to echo. As for the dress, Mena has shortened it somewhat from where the model’s hits her — which was a good decision, because the runway length is hard to pull off unless you are that exact size, walking around on those exact legs. She also scrapped the tights and went with heavier shoes. I’m neutral on that change. The dress can carry dark tights, but it certainly doesn’t need them. All in all, though, I’m pretty pleased with this deployment — seriously, I was terrified someone would throw in a needless belt, or Mia Wasikowska would wear it with thick white shoes that look like she fished them out of Aunt Edna’s attic. That did not happen. Hooray for small miracles. (Note to Mia: You could still wear this. You could do it with the right makeup, and NOT wear Aunt Edna’s shoes, and it could look really good. Please consider.)

Florence Welch went with a long-form version in green:

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