I don’t know what to say or think about Mia anymore.
This isn’t, strictly speaking, fugly. It’s better than a lot of the expensively drab stuff she comes up with, and the expensively weird stuff, but it’s still… not quite there. The matching neck and navel bows are a little precious, and she kind of looks like someone said to her, “Look, they’re promoting that Pan Am a lot — maybe try to look like a stewardess, okay? Flying is so hot right now.”
On me? Sure, maybe — my life is small. But Mia is prettier than this. She’s more talented than this. She should be able to do better than this. SOMEBODY ought to be helping her do better than this. Or else in about fifteen minutes someone’s going to walk up to her and say, “Do you have any Bloody Mary mix? No, wait. Here’s what I want. Regular tomato juice, filled about three quarters, and add a splash of Bloody Mary mix, just a splash, and…a little piece of lime, but on the side,” and then she’s going to find herself walking back to a chair next to the lavatories and trying not to punch the wall.
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Oh man, Mia Wasikoska:
She’s an excellent actress, and I love that she doesn’t look like every Tan, Extension-ed, Bandaged-Dressed starlet in town. That being said, there is a ton of acreage between Tarty Starlet (Tarlet?) and BLAND BLAH BLAH BLAND from the neck up and Holiday Wine Bag from the neck down, and I just want to KIDNAP HER and do something about it. She is talented; she is lovely; SHE CAN LOOK BETTER than she usually does. Will no one give her highlights? In this whole wide world full of agents and managers and editors and stylists and hair and makeup experts, has no one told her that she need not be mousy? And could also wear things that fit, you know, if she wants to? YOU COULD EVEN GO BACK TO THIS HAIR, GIRL. SERIOUSLY. IT’S BETTER. Just…be more fabulous, is all I ask. JUST BE MORE FABULOUS.
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