Fugger: Michelle Rodriguez

Well Played, Michelle Rodriguez


I have no idea why she looks so doubtful.

This is possibly the best she’s ever looked. Don’t believe me? Allow me to take you on down to Rodriguezville:

  1. This was boobtacular.
  2. Okay, this one was fine.
  3. Huh, this wasn’t terrible either.
  4. Geez, this was fine, too. Maybe I am misremembering her wardrobe foibles.
  5. OMG NO I’M NOT.
  6. I KNEW SHE HAD A TERRIFYING PAST.
  7. This one, I blocked out entirely, but I wish I hadn’t, because it is hilarious.

Let’s just assume she isn’t going to show us what she’s wearing underneath THIS one, and call it a win.

 

 

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Actresses at amfAR


Cannes is long. Doesn’t it feel like it’s been going on forever? And some of these people — Diane Kruger, especially — have been there the whole time. I imagine them arriving all coolly fabulous, swanning into a room at the Majestic Barriere, or wherever, with a swingy travel coat and giant dark shades they rip off as uniformed bellmen scramble to unload all their posh trunks into an appropriate corner of the suite. That may be because I always imagine everyone is posher and more coordinated than I am, as my entrance would look a lot more like Janet The Soap Queen from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, where she essentially trips into the hotel. Anyway. Let’s look at the latest stuff they unpacked.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Rest (Enticing Headline, I Know)


This is the part of the week where we feel tapped out, like we’ve made every comment that could ever exist about any dress, ever, in the history of dresses. And yet there are always pictures left in our lightboxes, the ones we would glance at and then think, “Eh, I’ll do that later,” or, “I need to think about it,” and then suddenly it’s Friday morning and we just don’t have any gas left in the tank. But in the interests of being as complete as we can, we want to give you RDJ, and Salma, and Paquin, and Michelle Rodriguez, and Emily “Revenge” VanCamp… we just want you to have nice things, Fug Nation. And sometimes a leisurely Friday oglefest is exactly what the Fug Doctor ordered.

[Photos: Getty]

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amfUG and amFABs, WITH BONUS KANYE


This amfAR event already brought us Karl and Courtney together at last, and Mischa Barton looking stunning after her near-victory in Fug Madness 2011. It seemed egregious not to let the evening’s other delights enfold you in their arms and whisper you sweet nothings, or alternatively, nothing sweet. I mean, Gwen, what ARE you doing with your groin?

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Fug Madness 2011 Round One: Madonna Bracket, Part II


(1) KATY PERRY v. (16) MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ

“No, no! I MEANT to look like this!”

“What else could you possibly expect from a girl who wore WINGS on the Grammy carpet?”

“Or who popped out one night dressed like a Nutcracker? (PS, I’m also a nutcracker. ASK RUSSELL. HAHAHAHAH. I kid.)”

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Oscar Party WTF Carpet: Michelle Rodriguez


This face says, “Oh, you want me to get out of the car? You want to see what I’m wearing? Are you sure? Because you can’t take it back. Once you see it, you can’t un-see it. There is no bleach for the parts of your soul this will fertilize with its fug seed. So don’t proceed unless you mean it. Or unless you have a full cocktail.”

[Photos: Splash News, Pacific Coast News]

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