I am sort of obsessed with how Giuliana Rancic says “Mila Kunis.” Seriously, tune into Fashion Police tonight and listen. She REALLY enunciates it in a weird way — she pronounces it like it’s a euphemism for “vagina.” It amuses me. It probably doesn’t amuse Mila. Good thing she has her own hotness to keep her warm. Seriously. Check it out:
She’s pretty. I also thought, at first glance, that she was Rachel Bilson. If Hollywood ever needs to make a movie about triplets who are at war with twins, Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester can play the twins, and Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, and Natalie Portman can play the triplets. And then it’ll be a huge hit and those of us who are brunettes will be thrilled to see five of our kind in one movie. Let’s look at her dress!
Loading ...This category contains several awards rookies — Mila Kunis and the heretofore unknown Jacki Weaver — and some other people who are old hat at this, like Amy Adams. I wish one of them would WEAR an old hat. Now THAT is something worth blogging about, no?
Loading ... Loading ...As I was nosing around the list of Golden Globe nominees and saw Mila Kunis’s name, I thought, “Wow, she’s had a hell of a year — she’s been all OVER the place.” But after doing a little searching, I realized we’d only featured her three times on the site. Often, when a celeb slips through the cracks like that so frequently, it’s because her outfits were rather benign: nothing spectacular nor spectacularly bad, and thus, nothing that inspired us to write at length about it and then make random Dynasty references before bringing up a) snack foods we like, b) booze, c) Diet Coke, or d) Jon Hamm.
This is my attempt to catch us up on all that, especially now that she’s going to be working it during awards season. We’ll all feel so much more educated in loving or hating her Globes dress, for instance, if we can glow with the smug satisfaction of having seen what came before it. And, in case you’re too short on time to flip through the slideshow, here is the summary: black. Somebody rescue this girl before she develops an irreversible Aniston complex.
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MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG: Well. THIS should never have happened.
MILA KUNIS: What? I mean, which thing in particular?
MICHELLE: The thing where we’re two actresses, dark hair, roughly the same height, standing next to each other wearing black and the same hair. So awkward.
MILA: That’s all? You don’t want to talk about your dress?
MICHELLE: What’s wrong with my dress? I was thinking it was so awkward for you, standing there in basic black being really unfamous next to someone who was on both Buffy AND Gossip Girl.
MILA: Oh. And here I was feeling weird for you because your makeup makes you look sickly and your dress is sagging under the weight of the TP someone’s little brother glued to it.
MICHELLE: Don’t try and pull that with me, pipsqueak. What CW shows have you been on?
MILA: … Yes, you’re right, none. Boy, you got me.
MICHELLE: YES I DID.
MILA: I will go cry myself to sleep as images of the phrase “Golden Globe-nominated actress Mila Kunis” dance in my grieving head.
MICHELLE: Oh, please. Everyone knows the Golden Globes don’t actually exist.
MILA: Neither did your Buffy character, sort of.
MICHELLE: If you even TRY to talk Buffy nuance with me I will sic the Whedonverse on you so fast, your eyes will shoot daiquiries.
MILA: Fair enough. Let’s just call this a wash and never speak again.
MICHELLE: DEAL.
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