Fugger: Mischa Barton

Fug Madness 2011, Round One: Charo Bracket, Part II


(6) MISCHA BARTON vs. (11) CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

We almost didn’t include Mischa Barton this year — in fact, we kept saying to each other, “Eh, Mischa didn’t even really go out much, did she?” And then we actually looked at her archive, and HOLY COW, not only did she go out, but she did it in everything from repeat-offender khakis to strange costumey dresses to cruel culottes, to crueler non-culottes, to these:

Mischa Barton

Luckily for Christina Hendricks, there is not a direct segue I can use from Knee Window Leggings to her fashion choices. But there is always SOME kind of tangent, and it is this:

there is always a tangent

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“Okay,” said Mischa. “I can take ONE photo.”

“But I will only stop ONCE because I have to gas up the minivan, pick up my twins Moxie and Filibuster at softball practice and take them to their friend Pantsapple’s house for meatloaf night so that I can hit up the PTA meeting, where we’re talking about combining music class with a bake sale AND IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU PHOTOGRAPHERS THIS ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME BACK THERE AND WHEN I AM DONE YOU WILL NEVER FIND NEMO EVER AGAIN.”
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Did you know that rumor has it, Mischa Barton is developing a reality show for Oxygen?

And that apparently she made the executive decision to film it wearing THIS? I pray to God the show is called Why Would You Do That To Yourself? and it features an intervention in the third act.

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The Sixth Fug


Normally, this is where I’d make a “Chico’s kind of day?” crack.

But I think Mischa Barton may have actually arrived at this event fresh from her evening shift AT Chico’s, and there’s really nothing a girl can do about her work uniform.

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Mischa Barton apparently has one movie in post-production and two in pre-production, so soon enough, we might have new ways to title these posts (please thank IMDb for reminding me she played a Russian girl in the movie about girls who meet at a t.A.T.u. concert, which of course never hit theaters, because OMG) and new hope that she will stop being so bored that she wears bad hats.
I feel like this look even bespeaks transition — that of a flapper slowly realizing the roaring twenties have lost their voice, and segueing into a new era, much as we pray Mischa might be giving up Russian drugs-sex-crime thrillers and doing stuff that gets her attention for GOOD reasons. 
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“No, please, no — no autographs. My gondola leaves in five minutes and it’s not going to row itself.”
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