“Okay,” said Mischa. “I can take ONE photo.”
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
“But I will only stop ONCE because I have to gas up the minivan, pick up my twins Moxie and Filibuster at softball practice and take them to their friend Pantsapple’s house for meatloaf night so that I can hit up the PTA meeting, where we’re talking about combining music class with a bake sale AND IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU PHOTOGRAPHERS THIS ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME BACK THERE AND WHEN I AM DONE YOU WILL NEVER FIND NEMO EVER AGAIN.”

















@DianaValerie How so? I wish we could afford to run the site without ads, but alas -H
Fug Madness 2011, Round One: Charo Bracket, Part II
(6) MISCHA BARTON vs. (11) CHRISTINA HENDRICKS
We almost didn’t include Mischa Barton this year — in fact, we kept saying to each other, “Eh, Mischa didn’t even really go out much, did she?” And then we actually looked at her archive, and HOLY COW, not only did she go out, but she did it in everything from repeat-offender khakis to strange costumey dresses to cruel culottes, to crueler non-culottes, to these:
Luckily for Christina Hendricks, there is not a direct segue I can use from Knee Window Leggings to her fashion choices. But there is always SOME kind of tangent, and it is this:
there is always a tangent
react: