I have this knee-jerk reaction in which any time Pamela Anderson goes somewhere wearing real clothes, rather than a long white v-neck and white booty shorts with Uggs, I want to commend her, no matter what it is.
But I honestly kind of like this. It’s sassy! Although I think the bag is — obviously — total overkill, the dress is a flattering cut and the fabric is fun.
Okay, listen: I KNOW. I KNOW. It’s a burgundy burlap jumpsuit.
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
But have you forgotten what she usually wears? You guys! PROGRESS IS PROGESS even if it does take the form of the jumpsuit. Let’s all realize that small hills make big mountains ….eventually…or something like that. Whatever, I’m not on Aphorism Duty today. You smell what I’m cooking. THINGS COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE.
The photographer’s caption on this noted that Pammy here looks disheveled in her minidress.
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
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Well Played, Considering: Pamela Anderson
I wish I could have been present for the conversation that surely occurred between Pamela Anderson and the folks at PETA prior to this event.
[Photo: Splash News]
I imagine it went something like this:
PETA: Okay, Pammy, please don’t take this the wrong way, but we’re thinking, for this particular event, that you should NOT wear men’s white briefs as pants.
PAM: Really!?!
PETA: Yes. You see, we’re really seeing you in something…more outfit-y. Like, say, a cute shirt dress with a ribbon belt!
PAM; That sounds unusually preppy for me.
PETA: Well, you know, preppy is back.
PAM: It is?
PETA: Sure. And you can’t spell “preppy” without…well, P. Several Ps. Same with Pamela! And PETA! Can’t you just see the headline in the Daily Mail now? “Pammy goes prepster for PETA”? It will be such a NICE CHANGE from….you know, all the endless nudity.
PAM: But you make me go naked in all your ads. I’m just trying to stick to your brand message.
PETA: Well…RIGHT. But….it’s….distracting! Yes! Distracting. It’s much too distracting. We LOVE the idea of REAL CLOTHES when you’re NOT posing naked. After all, a girl can’t pose naked ALL the time. I mean, you’d get cold, for one thing! It’s October! In London! Chilly! You ar least need, um, sleeves.
PAM: Okay. But can I unbutton the thing one more button than would generally be appropriate? You’ve got to give me something here.
PETA; It’s a DEAL.
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