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Fug the Premiere (but Fab the Riggins): Battleship

May 11, 2012 By Heather AT 8:00 am
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Rihanna’s genitals are one wrong step away from getting their own Twitter account.

[Photos: Getty]

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Met Ball Well Played: Rihanna

May 8, 2012 By Heather AT 12:00 pm
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Let’s not pretend: I have serious reservations about the hair. It reminds me of Minnie Mouse.

Actually, it reminds me MORE of that scene in Spaceballs where Daphne Zuniga is driving her space Mercedes away from her own wedding, and Robot Joan Rivers is trying to talk to her, and Daphne takes off her hair buns to reveal that they were actually hair-bun-shaped headphones. Also, not for nothing, the concept of Robot Joan Rivers is not used enough in society. I wish we had one at GFY HQ.

Anyway: Rihanna. I also think she needed a more dramatic eye or lip — preferably eye, I think — but the dress itself is a knockout. She’s wearing it like a sexy second skin. With, of course, a small window to her original skin:

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May 3, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am
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In some ways, this pattern is not all that different than the one I loved on Leslie Mann. So it comes down to execution.

And call me crazy, but it’s just less effective when you look like you wallpapered an adult diaper.

Also, you’re not wrong — that IS a giant hole in her tights. Let’s take a look from the side:

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Well Played, Rihanna

Apr 25, 2012 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Sometimes I forget how PRETTY Rihanna is:

She looks like a Disney Princess. Especially when she’s not wearing a chain-mail loincloth. Her dress sort of looks like she’s taken Maleficent’s headdress, dyed it pink, and strapped it to her boobs, and she STILL looks like she could burst out with, “Little town, it’s a quiet village/ every day like the one before./ Little town, full of little people/waking up to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay BONJOUR!” (Yes, I did DVR Beauty and the Beast when it was on ABC Family the other week. That movie is REALLY GOOD. A) I am partial to movies wherein the heroine loves a library ladder as much as I do, and B) Jerry Orbach AND Angela Lansbury, and C) sometimes I just start singing “Gaston” to myself in the shower and I am pretty sure it’s the perfect song.) On the other hand, stripping Maleficent is ESSENTIALLY what happens to Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty on, like, a metaphorical level. Also, I just got sucked into a Wikipedia wormhole reading about Maleficent (my favorite, obviously, and certainly the scariest of the Disney villains, I think) and have no idea who I was even talking about.

Ah, yes! Rihanna. So pretty. As is the dress:

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Fugchella Strikes Again

Apr 17, 2012 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

So, Coachella expanded to two — TWO! — weekends this year, and at first I was like, “Hooray — this is going to be nonstop hilarity,” and then all of a sudden right now I want to slap the hilarity in the face and send it home for a shower.

Why wear the tights? Just LEAVE THEM AT HOME. Or TAKE THEM OFF. Between her and Swiss Cheese Legs behind her, I am very concerned that “disaster movie extra” is the next new style fad. We cannot, as a society, start walking around like Michael Bay just verbally belittled us before blowing up our neighborhood.

Katy took in a show with her good pal Rihanna, and I’m pretty sure these girls are NOT mutually helpful friends.

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Fugs and Frivolity: Coachella Roundup

Apr 16, 2012 By Heather AT 11:00 am
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I’m sure more pictures from yesterday’s third day of Coachella are still rolling in, but here’s what I’ve rounded up from the weekend so far — including Paris and Perry in panties, Emma Roberts pushing it again with patterned pants, Grace Potter… um… putting it out there in a pfringed pcardigan, and… yeah, okay, I can’t alliterate the rest of it. Just come see.

[Photos: WENN, Getty, Pacific Coast News]

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