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Rita Fugra
I…might be speechless.
I had this crazy dream last night where Rachel Zoe was really, really mad at me about something. And I hope that tonight I appear to Rita Ora here in a dream, and that dream me has the capacity to tell her exactly that I think is wrong with this insane torture-aerobics get up. Perhaps Dream Me can come up with the exact words to explain why, exactly, it’s a bad idea to go outside wearing the most terrifying gym employee uniform ever.
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Rita Fuga
Well, I’m still not clear why, but SOMEBODY out there really wants Rita Ora to happen.
And that person may be the shadowy mastermind behind the forthcoming David’s Bridal aisle at Home Depot.
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Fugga Ora
In all honesty, this picture makes me laugh:
I feel like this would be the result if E! launched a show called Celebrity Stylists: Where The Stars Are The Stylists and they paired up odd couple celebs and made them style OTHER celebrities, and the premiere featured Joan Collins working with Axl Rose on Rita Ora. And now that I have thought about the concept of Joan Collins being forced to work with Axl Rose, and vice versa, and the talking head interview bites that would result — Joan complaining that Axl is always LATE and is terribly non-collaborative, and Axl mumbling that Joan is really rude to his BFF Buckethead and won’t stop making fun of the bucket on his head — this is really all that I want to happen in my life.
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@miss_om Was she the host? -H
Fugta Ora
Amusingly, this is the exact face I usually make whenever I drink in one of Rita’s ensembles.
This isn’t even that bad — comparatively — and I STILL can’t figure it out. Are her boots different heights? Is that a hospital gown from a Hell’s Angels-sponsored facility? And if so, who let her out of there? Clearly she needs another month of medication and rest.
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