Fugger: Rooney Mara

The Girl With The Fuggin’ Tattoo


Someone noted in the comments yesterday that Rooney Mara must be tired. And it’s true. She jetted out to Japan after the Globes, then back for Santa Barbara, then to Indianapolis for the Super Bowl, then BACK to California for the Oscars luncheon yesterday. And that doesn’t even account for the fact that she apparently has two movies in pre-production, so it’s entirely possible she’s being trotted out to audition people or do table reads or fittings or whatever people in pre-production do. The girl needs a spa weekend, is what I’m saying.  Preferably one where nobody will come up to her and ask her if it’s TRUE that she got lots of piercings, and is the tattoo REAL, and what was it LIKE dying her HAIR!!! Nobody wants to feel like they’re on vacation with E! News.

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Well Played, Rooney Mara


You know, when it goes — and someday I’m sure it will — I’m going to miss the black hair.

I can’t get over what lovely eyes Rooney has, and she’s figured out how to make the hair and her makeup and her skin tone work together to accent them. In fact, she had an all-around solid weekend: Not only are the shoes great and the green dress is adorable, but her family’s team won the Super Bowl, and so therefore I believe it’s the rule of the universe that any onion dip, chips, and beers consumed in service of rooting for the home team officially contain negative calories and in fact retroactively are full only of healthy vitamins and antioxidants. Did I mention I was conceived in New York City? It counts, Universe. It counts. My cellulite will be expecting your call.

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Rooney Mara


I didn’t get to this earlier because of a case of Rooney Fatigue. It’s not her fault. She’s just doing her job, promoting her movie, probably not getting a whole lot of sleep. But all my opinions of her outfits start to run together after a while. I could roll them all in one of those lottery machines and then pick a few out at random and it would make as much sense as anything. In fact, I pasted a bunch of our old entries into a Word Cloud generator, and the cluster of the most common words feels pretty evergreen: “Rooney dress bangs thing intentional complaining dance-off gym somehow.” The Internet speaks the truth.

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Well Played, Rooney Mara


Rooney Mara’s hair is growing on me. It’s still a bit harsh on her,  but she’s finding ways to work with it that don’t involve crazy-ass makeup and which bring out her eyes:

The dress itself is cool, too. Yet also somehow boring to me — not on its own merits, bust just because my vague takeaway from Rooney’s other Dragon Tattoo looks is that she did a lot of stuff with flashes of skin, and a lot of darkness. Specifically, it reminds me of this look. So even though I like it on her — I couldn’t find a photo in our subs that showed the silver peep-toes she neatly paired with it — I also kept wanting to beg her to wear a color. Just once. Surprise me. Knock me out of my socks, and then launder them and put them back on because my feet are cold. You get the gist.

So did she, apparently:

and the gist is this

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Fug or Fab: Rooney Mara AGAIN


She has GOT to need a nap by this point.

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Fabs and Feh or Fab: Rooney Mara


Bless Rooney Mara for taking on this Girl With a Dragon Tattoo press tour with such verve. If nothing else, she’s giving us something to talk about. Let’s see what she wore in Spain.

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