Fugger: Rosario Dawson

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Cleopatra Premiere


Finally, Jessica Chastain makes an appearance at the festival that essentially birthed her. For that reason I think I will always be disappointed if she doesn’t go so big that Texas abruptly shudders with a sudden inferiority complex.

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Fuggie and the Pussycats


Rosario Dawson is 33. (Or, to be honest with you, I suspect she might be “33.”)

Making her a very youthful Mother of the Bride indeed.

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Fug or Fab: Rosario Dawson


I will always think of the time a huge clutch of paparazzi almost ran me over and killed me trying to get to Rosario Dawson at Fashion Week like a million years ago. As Heather pointed out at the time, IT’S JUST ROSARIO DAWSON. Forever grateful to the one giant photographer who surely played football in high school, because he blocked me like the best offensive lineman a girl could have and probably LITERALLY saved me from getting really hurt. I mean, no offense to Rosario:

Even SHE would say, I think, “but it’s JUST ME.”

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Well Played, Rosario Dawson


Rosario Dawson is in a new movie directed by Danny Boyle, and they themselves just broke up, so I like to think this is her Eat Your Heart Out dress.

I suspect it’s working.

The front isn’t as deliciously divatastic as the back, sadly, but that’s probably for the best. It’s often cooler and classier to make one statement instead of several.

and what is that statement?

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Fugs and Fabs: Various Inaugural Weekend Events


Apparently Katy Perry performed at a kids’ inaugural party of some ilk. I guess I could see her being These Kids Today’s version of Schoolhouse Rock. If anyone is going to figure out a way to set the Declaration of Independence to dance music, it’s probably this person.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Rosario Dawson


“Hi, I’m Rosario Dawson, and I am clearly punishing myself for something.”

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