And this doesn’t even include the ones we’ve already covered — Kim Kardashian, Charlize, Jennifer Lawrence (well, her back, anyway). It was a bridal kind of night, albeit in some cases (okay, really mainly one), slightly more Hussy Bridal than is usual.
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Last year at the SAGs, Rose Byrne wore this white sequined jumpsuit. And there is no better way for me to explain how I feel about this year’s look than to tell you that I really, really miss the jumpsuit:
This is Valentino and my reaction to it is the same reaction I’ve had to almost everything from Valentino, lately — namely, it makes me start to sneeze and then I remember that I need to call my grandma.
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I need to confess something. Remember that time Rose Byrne wore a jumpsuit to the SAGs? And I called her one of the Flying Elvises and basically thought it was ridiculous? I have totally softened on that stance. I’m still not sold on it, and I still think the jumpsuit as a concept is the enemy of a lady’s groin, but there’s something really brassy about her doing that — back then, no one had yet for such a formal occasion. And she has this innate coolness that makes me think she pulled it off as well as anybody could, so… listen, I just needed to get that off my chest before we talk about what is currently on her chest.
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Thank you, Australia, for having so many days of delightful hat-requiring events! We already covered Derby Day; now behold the Melbourne Cup.
Rose Byrne: So lovely, so perplexing. She used to look like she wanted to vomit all over the red carpet, which she confessed in interviews was just paralyzing nerves. She’s solved that, mostly, only to have this happen:
We might’ve been in better straits had the skirt ended differently. As it is, something about it creates the optical illusion for me that she’s clenching her knees together and squatting slightly, as if desperate to prevent an ugly urinary explosion. And the LAST thing you want is Lisa Rinna banging on your door with a camera crew, trying to guerrilla-Depends you just so she’s not out there doing those ads alone.
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Fugs and Fabs: Chanel’s Pre-Oscar Dinner
So much happened before the Oscars, while we were resting our typing fingers. Specifically, some of these outfits happened to some of these innocent people.
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