Fugger: Salma Hayek

Fugs and Fabs of the Summer of Sony


Apparently, the Summer of Sony involves a bunch of celebrities going to Cancun to promote their movies, at which point all the women in said films have to get trussed up in cocktails dresses and heel while the men look, you know, like they’re on a beach vacay in Cancun. I’m just saying, if Salma Hayek has to wear Spanx, would it KILL Adam Sandler to put on A REAL SHIRT?

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Independent Spirit Awards Fugs and Fabs


AKA Everyone We Missed When The Oscars Ran Us Over Like a Runaway Train.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Salma Hayek


Well.

I guess it’s good to know that you CAN get a formal neck brace in this town if you need one.

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Golden Globes Well Played, Salma Hayek


Thank God, Salma pulled it together for the Globes. She might show up to press conferences or movie premieres looking like she lost a bet to Stella McCartney, but she knows how to bring it for an awards show.

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Fugs and Fabs: The British Fashion Awards


In which Stella McCartney wears something so terrible you…well, you might not be that surprised anymore. But trust me: it’s BAD. Other people look surprisingly decent. At least one person was kinda naked. So, you know: THE USUAL.

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Fugages


Dear Salma,

It’s called The Next Size Up. You can afford it.

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