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Fug Or Fab: SJP

Feb 9, 2012 By Jessica AT 9:00 am
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Okay, first of all, because I know you care: The Ferris Bueller CRV commercial depressed me. I love that movie. I LOVE it. And, listen, no disrespect to the CR-V. I drive a very similar car. But comparing the CR-V to Cameron’s Dad’s car makes me want to stab myself in the hand, and the idea that Ferris — whom I loved and wanted to marry during all the years that I didn’t want to marry Marty McFly — would grow up to be so dead-eyed just makes me want to entomb myself next to John Hughes so we can roll in our graves in synchronicity. Sigh. It turns out that Marty was the better bet. (Which isn’t that surprising, now that I think about it as an actual adult. ILU MICHAEL J FOX!)

But hopefully this does open the door for Mrs Bueller — aka Carrie Bradshaw — to appear in a Super Bowl ad based on her own childhood Role of a Lifetime. Yes, I’m talking about Annie:

Frankly, I’m pretty sure Annie wore those little white gloves at some point, and this is certainly the sort of look a little girl would love — it’s feminine and fancy, but also TOUGH AND LEATHER.

That being said, it looked totally different without the accessories:

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Fug and the City

Dec 8, 2011 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

I am going to come down on the fug side of SJP’s outfit here — which, given how my barometer has been calibrated lately, probably means all of Fug Nation will rise up in protest in a love tsunami. Although that’s good. Disagreements are healthy, and I’ve certainly inspired my fair share of them this week. Group hug?

Ah, that felt good. You all smell nice. What is that intoxicating shampoo?

And now: SJP.

Love that she looks so happy, but… it reminds me of that old phrase “much of a muchness.” The necklaces don’t match, exactly, but they do dissolve into that pattern in a way that starts to feel a little too samey and intense. I’ve decided she’s a spy. And her mission here, which she has chosen to accept, is to break into Muffy Tiltington-Phlaire’s downstairs half-bath during Sconefest 2011 and blend into the wallpaper for some good old-fashioned eavesdropping.

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Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker

Dec 1, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

I’ll start with the nice things: a) her hair and makeup looks good, and b) I appreciate how very on the nose this outfit is for an event called “The Snowflake Ball.”

I am NOT a person to get all up in arms about White Shoes After Labor Day, however, and I actually kind of like this — as weird as it is, given that it goes all Black Swan (well, technically White Swan, given that it’s white and doesn’t appear to be about to stab anyone with any sort of household item) down at the hem. I even like the unusual shape of the whole thing. In fact, I think I might like it, period.

But I could be wrong?

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I Don’t Know How She Fugs It

Nov 16, 2011 By Jessica AT 3:00 am

Oh, man. SJP. I don’t even know:

By which I mean, I DO know, and what I know is that this is the sort of thing you expect to see on a totally nutty and very old society matron. It’s Muffy Bitsy Astor-St John Higgenbottom meets Maude. And the crazy thing is, the part that I like BEST is the part she stole from Maude. That long vest could actually be awesome when paired with the right Everything Else — in other words, not with the old musty formal someone’s granny tossed in the back of her closet after her eighth Gala to Cure Muffin Top. Admittedly, that’s a cause very close to my heart, but still.

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Fug the Host: Work of Art, episode 4

Nov 7, 2011 By Jessica AT 7:00 am
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For those of you watching this show, does this season seem extra CRY-Y to you? So many TEARS, so early on. People, you need to wait until at least you have the excuse of, “I AM SERIOUSLY SLEEP-DEPRIVED, I BLAME YOU, THE PRODUCERS” to fall back on. Or are China Chow’s outfits just that TEAR-INDUCING? Let’s take a look and find out. This week, with bonus SJP.

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Fug and Fab the Hattery: Sarah Jessica Parker and Special Guest Star Joan Collins

Nov 3, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm
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More racing in Australia means more celebs in major millinery. Or in SJP’s case, major coiffery, since this particular look is a little lean in the cranial glitz department. Don’t worry, though, she made up for it another time. The woman who once wore both Elvira and a topiary to a movie premiere would never just walk out of Australia having ONLY left this mark.

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