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Met Ball Fug Carpet: Sarah Jessica Parker

May 8, 2012 By Heather AT 1:00 pm
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I present to you Sarah Jessica Parker in Little House On Park Avenue.

Although, maybe this was part of a cunning master plan. Maybe SJP and Valentino knew that the ladies’ powder room at the Met would be papered thusly, and she could just stand there and blend against the wall, and eavesdrop on Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig, or listen to Beyonce trying to use the toilet without dunking her train. Unfortunately, it reads more like Half-Pint on her way to church, where she’ll learn that hateful Nellie Oleson put itching powder in her hymnal.

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Fug and the City

Mar 8, 2012 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

You know what I decided?

This is just an homage to all those times on Sex and the City where Carrie wore a bra in situations wherein most ladies would be bra-less (e.g, every time she had sex, ever, as well — I suspect — as in the shower). (Which ain’t a slam on SJP not wanting to be all Nipples Akimbo on screen as much as it is a passing thought that instead of always showing her bra, they could have CUT AROUND THIS like every other show on TV, instead of making it seem like Carrie was a secret Never Nude.) (Yes, I still think about Sex and the City. Leave me alone.) (I STILL won’t see Sex and the City III.) (That is a lie. But I will ONLY watch it on a plane.)  And the gloves, obviously, are a salute to Madonna, the president of Ladies Against Aging Hands.  She’s actually also the president of Women In Favor of Visible Lingerie, so those two must hang out more than previously assumed.

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Fug Or Fab: SJP

Feb 9, 2012 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

Okay, first of all, because I know you care: The Ferris Bueller CRV commercial depressed me. I love that movie. I LOVE it. And, listen, no disrespect to the CR-V. I drive a very similar car. But comparing the CR-V to Cameron’s Dad’s car makes me want to stab myself in the hand, and the idea that Ferris — whom I loved and wanted to marry during all the years that I didn’t want to marry Marty McFly — would grow up to be so dead-eyed just makes me want to entomb myself next to John Hughes so we can roll in our graves in synchronicity. Sigh. It turns out that Marty was the better bet. (Which isn’t that surprising, now that I think about it as an actual adult. ILU MICHAEL J FOX!)

But hopefully this does open the door for Mrs Bueller — aka Carrie Bradshaw — to appear in a Super Bowl ad based on her own childhood Role of a Lifetime. Yes, I’m talking about Annie:

Frankly, I’m pretty sure Annie wore those little white gloves at some point, and this is certainly the sort of look a little girl would love — it’s feminine and fancy, but also TOUGH AND LEATHER.

That being said, it looked totally different without the accessories:

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Fug and the City

Dec 8, 2011 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

I am going to come down on the fug side of SJP’s outfit here — which, given how my barometer has been calibrated lately, probably means all of Fug Nation will rise up in protest in a love tsunami. Although that’s good. Disagreements are healthy, and I’ve certainly inspired my fair share of them this week. Group hug?

Ah, that felt good. You all smell nice. What is that intoxicating shampoo?

And now: SJP.

Love that she looks so happy, but… it reminds me of that old phrase “much of a muchness.” The necklaces don’t match, exactly, but they do dissolve into that pattern in a way that starts to feel a little too samey and intense. I’ve decided she’s a spy. And her mission here, which she has chosen to accept, is to break into Muffy Tiltington-Phlaire’s downstairs half-bath during Sconefest 2011 and blend into the wallpaper for some good old-fashioned eavesdropping.

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Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker

Dec 1, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

I’ll start with the nice things: a) her hair and makeup looks good, and b) I appreciate how very on the nose this outfit is for an event called “The Snowflake Ball.”

I am NOT a person to get all up in arms about White Shoes After Labor Day, however, and I actually kind of like this — as weird as it is, given that it goes all Black Swan (well, technically White Swan, given that it’s white and doesn’t appear to be about to stab anyone with any sort of household item) down at the hem. I even like the unusual shape of the whole thing. In fact, I think I might like it, period.

But I could be wrong?

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I Don’t Know How She Fugs It

Nov 16, 2011 By Jessica AT 3:00 am

Oh, man. SJP. I don’t even know:

By which I mean, I DO know, and what I know is that this is the sort of thing you expect to see on a totally nutty and very old society matron. It’s Muffy Bitsy Astor-St John Higgenbottom meets Maude. And the crazy thing is, the part that I like BEST is the part she stole from Maude. That long vest could actually be awesome when paired with the right Everything Else — in other words, not with the old musty formal someone’s granny tossed in the back of her closet after her eighth Gala to Cure Muffin Top. Admittedly, that’s a cause very close to my heart, but still.

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