Fugger: Sarah Silverman

Oscars Obviously Red Carpet: Sarah Silverman and Helena Bonham Carter


Two women who will never be mentioned in the same sentence again, unless it’s “Helena Bonham Carter drove her car through the front door of Sarah Silverman’s house this weekend, in a bizarre traffic accident the British legend blamed on forgetting which side of the road she was supposed to be on,” or “CAA represents such varied celebrities as Helena Bonham Carter and Sarah Silverman.” But in this case, I’m lumping them together because neither one of them looks particularly good, but they look bad in the way that they ALWAYS look bad and therefore your reaction is going to be much the same. Namely: “OF COURSE.”

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Fugs and Fabs: Women at the GQ Men Of The Year Shindig


Men, shmen! Dresses are more fun. We’ll get to the suits eventually, but whatever the hell Diane Kruger is wearing — plus the absurd raft of other famous people in questionable outfits — is more important right now.

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The Sarah Silverman Fug


“Have I been in the back pages of Us Weekly lately?” Sarah Silverman wondered. “I don’t think so.  Shit, dude. If I’m not out there mugging for the cameras, HOW WILL I KNOW I’M ALIVE?!?”

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The Sarah Fugerman Program


Because nothing says “gross” like walking the red carpet wearing a shirt advertising a production company, and nothing, but nothing, says, “seriously gross,” like walking the red carpet wearing a shirt advertising a production company called DICKHOUSE. 

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