I was all set to hug this unreservedly, clutching it to my bosom in drippy glee, until I took a closer look at the bottom and balked. But is a little transparency enough to ruin a whole relationship? Possibly not. Let’s decide.
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Selena here was photographed wandering around her film set in California wearing a very confusing outfit. No idea if it’s a costume or not, but regardless: Child, you have climate control problems. If your torso is so cold that you need a pashmina, maybe — just MAYBE; hear me out now — you could solve your problem by wearing ACTUAL CLOTHES instead.
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SELENA: Hey, Zooey.
ZOOEY: What’s up, buttercup? You look pretty, in that kind of ‘cheerleader going to her spring dance’ kind of way.
SELENA: Is that a bad thing?
ZOOEY: Only if you accidentally break into some high kicks, Tricks.
SELENA: Well, YOU look… fine, actually. That dress is nice. And your hair looks less fake. And no tights!
ZOOEY: That was the plan, Stan. It’s time for some bare legs, scrambled eggs!
SELENA: Why are you rhyming?
ZOOEY: Does that not seem like something I would do, little boo?
SELENA: I don’t know, but it’s sort of creepy. Can you stop?
ZOOEY: Sure. Maybe instead we’ll just stand here and talk about whether Justin Bieber is a sensitive lover.
SELENA: Ugh, never mind, go back to the rhymes.
ZOOEY: Yeah, that’s what I thought, fembot.
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It was mere weeks ago that I made fun of Carly Rae Jepsen on these very pages when I noted that, fifteen years from now, she would totally be the person from this year’s Wango Tango who we’d all go, “I don’t even know who that IS” and then I compared her to Ashlee Simpson. I have to say: I kind of stand by that. I also have to say, though, that not a week goes by that I don’t burst into a random line from “Call Me Maybe” while, like, washing the dishes or painting my toenails. When I said it was “freakishly catchy,” I don’t know that I put that sufficiently strongly. THAT SONG IS CATCHING LIKE TYPHOID. I have danced MANY a car dance to it. I have hit “repeat” on it MANY a time. I embrace it. And I invite you — if you haven’t yet — to watch the Harvard baseball team lip sync to it. No. I promise. Watch it.
Are you back? Let’s look at the girls.
Loading ...You guys, I think Katy Perry MIGHT be trying to tell us something. Whatever could it be?
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Fugs and Fabs: The Spring Breakers
Venice and Toronto in quick succession, with multiple events… Never let it be said these girls aren’t earning the heck out of their promo-tour paychecks. They haven’t even GOTTEN stateside yet.
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