Fugger: Shailene Woodley

Well Played (Mostly), Shailene Woodley


One thing I love about Shailene here, and I may have said it before: She appears to employ only her own hair. Maybe I’m being hoodwinked by tremendously expensive extensions, but it looks bouncy and healthy in a way that ninety percent of Hollywood tresses do not. It lacks the clunkiness of hair made of science.

I also love this dress, and with the scalloped flats, especially for a daytime event where you’re shuffling around on grass. It works — she looks authentically her own age without looking underdressed or unpracticed, or as if she’s determined to Make A Statement. It’s that whole effortly effortless contradiction that’s hard to nail, but she’s doing it. Also, seriously, Ken Paves WISHES he could stick that hair in a box and sell it.

It is equally pretty and shiny here:

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Fug or Fab: Shailene Woodley


We’re getting to the fallow period in fuggery, because everyone is out doing holiday shopping or holiday hibernating, and so we start scrolling back through our lightboxes looking for stuff we forgot about, going, “Wait, why didn’t I write about that again?” And thus, enter Shailene:

I suspect this never made it up when it happened because lately I feel like I’ve written eleventy million posts that include some variation on the line, “Hey, is that her thigh I’m seeing all of, or just a clingy dress liner?” I THINK I see the hem of a liner a couple inches up from her knee, but it took a lot of ogling to discern. Plus, around this time frame, I had just written about this similar Claire Danes lacy dress. And I prefer Claire’s, and I couldn’t quite find my way around Shailene’s, and once you stare at a girl’s knees for that long you just stop caring about whether it works on her shoulders or it’s flattering at the waist or whether it’s made of teddy bears or what flavor of ice cream it would be. You just want a break. And some ice cream. So I had both. What can I say? I’m thorough.

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Well Played, Shailene Woodley


Ugh.  This is kind of great. In fact, I might say that I actually love it:

I can’t believe I’m heading into an awards season where I’m going to be to be forced to give The Girl From Secret Life props on the regular. At a certain point, I’m not even going to be able to continue to whine about how ridiculous that show is, because there are only so many times you can point to the fact that it once had a scene in which one of the characters opined that her father was killed in a plane crash because she had great premarital sex (like, it was heavenly retribution) and all the grown-ups on the show were kind of like, “hmm, possibly.” I’VE ALREADY TOLD THAT STORY TOO MANY TIMES AS IT IS.

Sigh. Congrats, Shailene. You look good, AND you’ve shut me up.

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Fug or Fab: Shailene Woodley


I think I might be incapable of being unbiased about her now. Because every time I see Shailene Woodley, I have flashes of emotionless twentysomethings pretending to be the world’s most pathologically dull sex-fearing and sex-obsessed and sex-having and sex-crying and baby-making and proposal-making teens in the world, with the ABC Family dude, saying, “Next, on an all new Secret Life, starring ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINEE SHAILENE WOODLEY,” and then I break out into a cold sweat.

I feel like… it’s good this isn’t a jumpsuit. I’m glad she didn’t wear black shoes. The braid gives her a sweet equestrian thing, I guess… essentially, it feels like Shailene has told her team to hire Hailee Steinfeld’s stylist. And that’s all well and good, but I’m not sure it’s going to make me okay with those pants. They seem kind of dated, and not in the “so old they’re new” kind of way, where everyone whips out something they had in their closet that’s more than 10 years old and decides it qualifies as vintage. What do you think? Am I being too harsh? Is the ABC Family announcer man in my head making me unable to think clearly about any edgy cuteness that might be on display here? Or is this a miss?

ON THE NEXT SECRET LIFE...

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Well Played, Shailene Woodley


It’s possible that I like this because I wore this exact pattern to my 7th grade formal:

It’s also possible that I like it because she actually looks totally adorable in it.

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Shailene Fugsley/Shailene Fugs-or-Fabsley


Intern George needs to be a bit more careful, methinks.

With the increasingly handsy approach he seems to take to cradles these days, many more appearances like this will only yield a scandalous Us Weekly cover that screams, ”GEORGE AND SHAILENE’S BABY JOY; JILTED WRESTLER THROWS CHAIR” cover. Also, I think his hair is the same color as his jeans. Are we really in the blue rinse phase of your life, George? Say it ain’t so. I can’t deal.

But let’s take a closer look at his co-star:

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